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Kristofer
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Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-65
Talking about yourself feels kind of awkward. I'm self employed, and have been for quite some time. I love being outdoors, especially in the mountains. When hiking an area, I tend to get off trail and go places that look interesting. The Rocky Mountains are a favorite place in the Fall and Spring.One of the hobbies that I like to do is take a week off In the Spring and hunt shed antlers. The Elk and Deer lose them every year, and it's like an annual Easter Egg hunt with my uncle. People In my community respect me for my work and integrity. I still do hand shake deals, and have a pretty good idea if somebody isn't what they say. There are two types of people, talkers and doers, or leaders and followers. I tend to take the leader and doer type. Very unselfish, and always looking out for others. Very easy going, and enjoy the simple things in life. I'd watch two puppies play until thy tire out! Old fashioned values I still carry, My kids are grown, and It's time to see what the dating scene is like. Seems a little scary as I'm not the player type, and don't know how to be. If there was a choice for me at some point to move back out In the country, I'd do it. Good luck to all!!!a first date would be something simple.coffee, a drink and see if there is any spark!
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Elmer
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Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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Lachy
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-41
Hi! My name is Lachy. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Pembroke Pines, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.