SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JeffersonOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-62
Hi and thanks for reading my ad. I've always wanted to find that special person to join me in this journey but this has yet to happen until then I keep an open mind and heart. When writing a profile sometimes the less said the better. I don't reject this new age of information but I've grown weary of knowing before I get there. Time is what people need to learn about each other not bulk information from a first person point of view. I have lots of hobbies and have a long list of places to travel too; anyone can come along...play your cards right and I'll even give you a ride back... ;o)Now a few of my online dating experiences:Someone wrote to say I was self centered because my ad was all about meOn a hiking date my 48 year old dream girl showed up in a ruffled chiffon top, lounge pants and crocs...she was about ***first date spent an hour talking to her insurance agent; she even walked away occasionallyAnother beaut didn't mention a psycho boyfriend til he showed up kicked & beat her door then he stood in bushes stomping his feetLately I'm getting asphyxiated by heavy perfumeA lot of woman have drug addicted/alcoholic adult children who live with them & play video games all dayOne lady wanted me to meet her son it was on visiting day...I had to empty my pockets and go through a metal detectorA lady once offered me food from a food bank, this was both sad and touching to meAfter using the Meet Me feature I got a two paragraph letter reaming me out for clicking on YESI went on a date with a professional clown, she stretched her picture to look tall and thin...her arms were bigger than my thighsOn a harley ride I took 1 hand off the handlebar my date screamed that's dangerous & started beating me on the back of the headOnce I pulled up to pick up a date and her mother came out to capture the moment with a video cameraI met a lady's friends & family for the 1st time at a party she got so inebriated we all took turns holding her head above the toiletA serial dater who's life consisted of work & school said I was egotistic because all she could talk about was work & schoolThe all time best was a nurse who sent me a picture 10 years and 40 pounds old, her beard and deep voice rivaled my own. I can confidently say the older I get the weirder dating gets!A meet and greet for coffee is the norm but I'd really love to go and do something! A hike, walk, sightseeing, anything but eating another substandard meal with all the appeal of a compost pile served across my face by a shaved monkey working its way through a liberal arts degree.
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MattOffline
Man. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-67
Ch1 School, Ch2 Navy, Ch3 Collage, Ch4 Family, Ch5 Architecture, Ch6 ???????Layed-back and easy-going are pretty good descriptions for me -- if I was in the theater, I'd be a stagehand making sure everything was working, not the star, costar or even in the choir. I'm the perfect sidekick, lead the way and I'll cover your back. I guess in a perfect world I would be a philosopher, a drafter of ideas. I’m like a safe harbor for those adventuress souls that circumnavigate the world in search of joy and happiness, only to find it in the arms of thier true family and friends. I'm 6'-5" and large boned, and can be a little intimidating - but deep down I'm just a teddy bear. I've also never followed the 'fads of the day,' so I have long hair and I donate to 'Locks of Love' every 3 to 4 years. (over 10 ft of ponytails donated)Update ***Donated another 16" to Locks-of-Love. Now my hair is back up to my sholders.Chapter 6. New job, I analyze 3D scans of power lines and freeways for major utility and DOT's.New car, replaced my ***Hyundai Accent with a ***Hyundai Elantra Touring. (ROAD TRIP)New home, looking to buy a Mobile Home in either Lompoc or Orcutt.Update Inherited mobile home in Bakersfield last Dec. moving to Bakersfield in August.New ??????????? (YOU)All in all I'm 85% down to earth ***% off the wall - 5% BADBOYIt should be called a First Meet, not First Date.First time should be quick and painless, coffee shop or the park, I don't drink so I seldom see the inside of a bar – but it's not out of the question. Whatever you feel most comfortable with.
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JoejoeOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-38
Hi! My name is Joejoe. I am never married other mixed man without kids from Miramar, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.