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SamanthaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-50
I am 40 years old and 100% Italian just looking to find a man to have good times with and just take it from there. I am a bit of a geek; I love watching Fox News and listening to Mark Levin. I enjoy Italian food, movies, playing with my dogs, books, Caribbean vacations, working out and listening to great music. I love to garden and I have a beautiful garden of fresh herbs but I do not cook....sorry! I would definitely say that I am more of a homebody. Clubbing days are long gone and I love quiet nights spent at home with my dogs just watching TV; but with the right person it would make all the difference in the would! Not to say that I don't absolutely love going to New York to walk around and going to eat at a nice Italian restaurant in Brooklyn. I included a recent picture of my Mom so you will have an idea of what I will look like later on in life. Listen, I am a very old-fashion conservative Italian woman so anyone just looking to hook up (and you know what I mean) pass me up!First date when you meet on a computer dating website should be a quick drink or cup of coffee to see if there is chemistry and then the second date is going to an Italian restaurant in New York and then a nice walk around the city or a lounge.
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OlgaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-52
B AFRAID!! B VERIIIII AFRAID!! if ye dont like any of wot ye read or ye think ive waffled too much then YE DONT HAV TE TALK TO MEE DO YA??READ N WEEP!! looking for a man to wine me dine me n 96 me????? naa the 1st 2 sound good but therz sommit wrong wiff no3! im wanting to find ma soulm8 or the next best thing a man wiff a heart who will love me forever like i would love him! although im a bit on the large side i consider maself to b extremeli sexi wiff 1 helova personality!! (if youre xpecting a kate moss then prepare yourself 4 a fern brittain or an eileen grimshaw!! any guy out ther a "chubbi chaser"??) im fairly intelligent n would like to be treated az such but dont xpect me to kno the square root of ***coz u aint got a chocol8 watchz chance o tellin tha time in hell. dont wana sound desperate but PLEEEEEEEZE PIK ME!!!!!x thank uPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!xxwant to let u out ther all kno that thiz profile iz a WORK O ART!! so pleaze take ur time to go over every inch of it wiff a fine tooth comb!! well here goez........wot id like?? well realli a man in the first *** b helpful!! one that cud cook wud b benefitial!! and one that can clean wud b a bloodi miracle!! naw seriouzli tho... i just want a guy to call my own!!(uze guyz out ther think coz im looking for long term and becauze i admit to getting a bit full on too quikk, that i would also like to end up getting married, moving in and having kidz, well thiz aint realli the case az i do like a bit of space and time to myself!! i realli just want sum1 that i can call my own!! want to spend quality time with sum1 and that dont just mean in the bedroom having my daily doze o "RUMPEE PUMPEE" oohhhhher!!!! i alzo want to b able to go out and have a laff wiff a guy and even enjoy a hobby or two together!! like golfing?? yeech!! no thanx!! but anyone willing to try a bit o snowboarding then i mite give it a bash!!)oh and if u dont want mee to end up getting too seriouz too quikk then dont fill ma hedd wiff stuff like saying u love mee and u want to b with mee just pleaze do NOT lie to mee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cannot stand fekn liarz!! how many other women haz he told "ur the bezt"??(ive heard it all b4 the 6mnthz to live with cancer or the 24 hrz to live with an incurable blood dizorder soooooooooo i beg ye pleaze dont bull shat mee ok??coz it fekn hurtzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!) and try not to INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE WIFF SOME O THA FEKN TOSH THAT CURMZ OOT YER GUBZ!!! cuz i kno!! (WOMENZ INTUITION GOEZ A LONG WAYYYYYYYY!!) IF U CANT HAKK THA PACE THEN "EAT MEEE"!!!!!!! ohhhhhhh and if u r married then i dont mind talking to u but onli if u can hold a conversation that duz not involve sex!! i want a man for mee cuz i b a greedy cow!! ("LADY O THA MEADOW" TO U GUYZ!!)xxAZ I SAY........... (coz no-one else will n not bein bighedded or owt!! lol)........... itl b an EXTREMELI lukki bloke that endz up wiff mee guyz who hav size izzuez pleaze read paragraph below!!i am NOT a sz***or 14 i am now a sz20 mee thinx (depending on which shop im in) but hey az ive kinda sed, wotwith the help o a diet or a bit of imagination or even a paper bag i cud b kate fekn mozz!! anyway therz more bounce to the ounce with mee!! ill b yer own personal bounci caztle!! the thing about thiz iz uz fat galz can diet wot u ugli blokez gunna do?? and..........speaking o size issuez.........."INNI WEENY TEENI WEENY SHRIVVELED LITL SHORT SHORT MAN!! DO U NEED A TWEEZERZ TO PUT THAT LITTLE THING AWAY"?? Fekn think about it boyz!!!!!i onli bite on a full moon!! unlezz provoked that iz!! so just curm say hi, if yer nae chikken like!!lurvez ya all!! enjoy ur hunt!!xxUPD8..........at the mo im of the oppinion that all u blokez shud b shot but castr8d first!!IM OFT TE BILE MA HEED!!lurve mee for being mee or dont lurve mee at all!!xxlooking for a NEW man to curm and sweep mee off my feet!! (ye dont hav te b a janitor tho!!) GAWD IM CRAKKIN UP!!!!!! I REALLI THINK AM GUNNA HIV TE GET OOT O HERE!! B4 THEY CART MEE OFF IN THEIR WEE WHITE VAN WIFF THE BLAKKT OOT WINDAEZ!! jizt dont realli wanna go and looze all ma professional written work!! ocht well we'l w8 n c!!xxTHINK I SHALL DELETE SUM OF UZE VERY SOON *** WHO NEVER TALK WUD B A GOOD FEKN START!! GAWD U MEN DRIVE MEE NUTZ!! dont blame tha women on here who play gamez!! totalli understand y!!!!!!!OCHT juzt decided i been sooooooooo wasting my time looking for a guy to love mee that im jizt gunna go out ther and hav sum fun!! still dont mean a SHAG!! c ye around boyz!!xxWELL i muzt say i didna think i wud leave the site juzt quite az quikk!! ive went and deleted my other profile by accident and now they wont let mee do anuther ***so i fekn cannae write meeself anuther testimonial!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!IF ANYONE HAZ ANY PROBLEMZ WITH THIZ PROFILE THEN DONT FEKN BOTHER READING IT!! I NEVER AZKT U TO!!!!!!!4GET THIZ SHAT!! SERIOUZLI THINK IM GUNNA TOP MASEL SOON AND ITZ COZ OF ALL U MALE BULLSHATTERZ OUT THER!!(u kno who u r!!) so thanx u for ur help in thiz matter!!!!!!!!!!!! U R ALL A BUNCH OF SELF CENTRD MALE TWATZ AND U REALLI ALL SHUD B SHOT!!XX and for all thoze who say they r ma friend but never bother to talk then get a grip i shal not bother with u either!!!!!!!!!xxTHINK I NEED TO GO REPORT MASEL FOR HAVIN ANGER MANAGEMENT IZZUEZ!! (b4 some1 else duz that iz!!)last picture waz dedicated to ma baby!! tyzon!! who had to b put down at 2.50pm yezterday ***i will love u and ma wee rabiez forver!! c ye in heaven!! xxy hav they removed tha picz of my 2 babiez?? az in tyzon and rabiez!! they wer doing no harm and i think u guyz hav seen enuff of MY fizzogg so i didnt see any harm in picz of ma petz!!!!!!!TIME TO REINVENT MASELF!!!!!!!!!! stay tooned!!xxNEEDING A PAIR O BONDAGE TROOZERZ!! any1 kno wer i can get a pair??xxthink meez enjoying ma single life at the mo so im putting all ont hold!! unlezz ma soulm8 curmz rappin at ma door that iz!!if yer fae glasgow then im happi to talk to ye but dont think ill date ye az all ive ever had iz bad experiencez wiff glaswegianz!! sorri!!RITE FOR THE MO FORGET THE ABOVE!! SPENDING TIME ON MY OWN ......ALL BY MYSELF!! BEZT WAY TO B I THINK!! jizt looking 4 talk/email n maybe friendz, az of anything else yez are a sh*tat it!! SO FORGET IT!! dont even think yez kno how to treat a woman!!according to some.........(including myself) AM WAYYYYYYY 2 FEKKT UP TO HAV A R/SHIPtotalli confess to being a blonde in a brunettez body!!if mr keith stewart (tossbag) givez u a blakk n white striped tiger teddi then it waz bought n paid for by mee and so iz the hair str8nerz!! the rezt of my stuff he can keep!! why he hav my str8nerz wen he got no hairanything wiff lotza conversation getting to know each other (mind u it cud b mee doin all the talking.)wud love all the romantic stuff like the hand holding etc but that only happenz in tha moviez mee thinx!! oh and also id like someone to want mee 4 mee and not jist a bit o slap n tikkle (that b nice az well like). all my lurve nicE xxOH AND TO "CALUMFORBES"..... thanx 4 the input that i fekk with mens headz wen u havent even spoke to mee then convenientli delete yer profile!! i will hold wot u sed in high regard!!!! andy***thinx i write drivvel n aw!! well y the bleep wud u wint te read it?? jog on!!oh and for the people on here who tell me to type in english....... i am NOT english!! and i dont type in text speak i type in the way of phonics (n if ye dont kno wot that iz then ye canna b so fekkin brainy az ye pretend te b!! GO LOOK IT UP!!)NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING OR ANYBUDDI!!!!!!!! so y am i here i hear u ask?? for the abuse and nasti remarx!! Y ELSE??xxSEX SEX SEX!! u men hav soooo much to learn!!OH N COULD SOME1 FAE GLASGOW PLEAZE EXPLAIN TO MEE WOT A "MIDDEN" IZ DOWN THERE?? COZ IM SURE ITS THE SAME MEANING AZ IT IZ UP HERE!!!!!! but i could eazily b wrong!! (although i do NOT think so!!!!!!!!)
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JaneOffline
Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-61
I am an honest, kind hearted woman with a great sense of humor. I enjoy quiet times but also can be the life of the party. Camping, the beach, and good live music are some of the things that I like to share. I can listen to almost any kind of music, love to cook and share good times. I love to travel, and have great stimulating conversations. Cuddling on the sofa, long slow kisses to make you weak in the knees...I have so much to offer.***UPDATE***I'm searching for my Teddy. Who is Teddy you ask? Teddy is kind, tolerant, spontaneous, loving and bold. He doesn't care that I'm a picky eater or that I need ice in my drinks. He doesn't need a week's notice to go on a bike ride or a picnic. He has a sense of humor and a flair for the ridiculous. He misses me terribly when I'm not with him. He sends good morning texts or calls just to hear the sound of my voice. He looks at me like he's afraid to take his eyes off me for fear I'll disappear. He has a playful side but he knows when to be serious. He can make me feel like he can't live without me, although we both know he can. He's a big Teddy Bear. UPDATE: IF YOU FIT ONE OF THE FOLLOWING, PLEASE PASS ME BY:***If you spend half the time talking about your ex.***If you have been “cheated onâ€