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RevaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
I am looking to meet someone who knows how to have fun but at the time is looking for a serious relationship. Someone who is stable and knows what they want in life. I enjoy going out for dinner/drinks and just hanging out with the my friends. I am looking for someone who can me laugh and has a good sense of humor.Dinner & Drinks
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AliceOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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AlishaOffline
Woman. 62 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 52-72
First things first:To all the men (and women) who have photos of their families, especially young children and babies, on this site and other dating sites - please please take them off! There are all sorts of predators out there who get a kick out of looking photos of our young ones - don't play into their hands.Like a lot of you I’ve been on and off this site for a few years. I’ve had breaks for various reasons – especially when I thought I’d met ‘the one’ but he had different ideas!So I’m back. Now I find I can’t hide my profile without parting with cash. Now I’m not a skinflint but a dating site where you upgrade to remove yourself for a while? Very strange – and now you’re stuck with me. Please will someone take pity on me?It would be great to hear from someone in the age-range of about 58 to 65, lives within about ***miles of me and thinks we have some things in common. Must be a non-smoker.I’ll own up – I don’t have a sporty bone in my body, haven’t travelled extensively, don’t have a particularly long bucket list and my only aspiration is to be happy and help those I cherish to be happy. I don’t have hang-ups or baggage, consider myself low maintenance and am generally content with life. I may not be the most adventurous person, but do have lots of good qualities that will appeal to the right person. I have no fixed ideas or expectations about any relationship, but do hope to find that one special person I can’t wait to see again.To give you an idea of where I'm at:Last great read - The Man Who Forgot His Wife by John O'FarrellLast great gigs - Joe Bonamassa, Caro Emerald, Russell WatsonNext great gigs - The Overtones, Status Quo, The EaglesFavourite TV programmes - Crime, Costume Drama, Factual (History, The Arts, Science), anything like Location Location and Homes Under the HammerLast great film - Skyfall, A Song for Marion - not been for ages - no-one to go with (Boo-hoo)Would like to visit - Italy, New England, Ireland, Grand Canyon, ViennaSo if you’re looking to spend some time with a warm, affectionate lady with a good sense of humour then drop me a line. I look forward to hearing from you.Just a quiet drink or coffee so we can chat and get to know each other.