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Madge, 35
United States, Oregon, Salem

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About Me

An all-around smartass who likes to seek out shenanigans from time to time, adrenaline junkie, klutz who trips on curbs often, never on time, interrupts frequently, curses like a sailor (especially at traffic), usually doesn’t remember to turn off the lights when leaving a room, terrible at parallel parking, always loses things that I just put in my purse, great at killing houseplants and forgetting to feed the fish, pro procrastinator, bad singer, horrible speller, fan of sarcasm and terrible puns, randomly quoting movies, traveling to Mexico, photographer, lover of summertime, spontaneous road trips and 80’s hair bands. Comes with two college degrees (one paralegal degree and one in psychology) and lots of useless knowledge.I spend a lot of time thinking about... why it seems like every guy has a beard these days, a possible zombie apocalypse, what to make for dinner, if I really have to do the dishes or the laundry, will I ever reach an age where I will not be stubborn and stay up too late only to complain about it in the morning and ways to be independently wealthy and live on a beach (please refer to the movie "Cocktail"). I have 2 boys that are 12 and 14 years old. I just relocated to KC from Iowa in December and although I have spent lots of time in KC, it would be great to get a personal tour and see something new!I'm looking for someone to have fun with and make me laugh. Dimples and/or tattoos are a plus! Both and I will be weak at the knees! ;) Happy Fishing!Drinks or coffee to start...if things go well introduce me to something new-to-me in KC...or something crazier and memorable like getting new ink or skydiving! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Camping / Hiking Cycling Museums Music
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