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AlfonsoOnline
Man. 56 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-66
Hi! My name is Alfonso. I am divorced atheist caucasian man with kids from Centennial, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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WinfordOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-52
I'm looking for a blond catholic with lee press-on nails that endeavors shopping for Prada shoes on Robson street and enjoys laughing. Mormons are okay too. A relaxed, outdoorsy woman would suffice as well :)I have a house by a lake with a little crappy boat. But the motor is pretty good! Right now my doggie is my best companion on our snowshoe excursions through the mountains in our backyard, and sometimes other neighborhood dogs tag a long. However, it would be nice to supplement those jaunts with a human that doesn't bark and chase after squirrels. I assume the position of porter as well, and carry hot chocolate for us. Afterward, if I've chopped down a tree in the morning, we'll be able to make a nice fire and settle in for a cozy dose of high-def cinema.A warning though, I require the odd blood-curdling UFC fight...well, no, that's a lie. Hockey though! If it's summer, tomatoes, basil, garlic and oregano from the garden will be orchestrated into a beautifully melded tomato sauce with my secret ingredients. A waiver signing is a prerequisite in this case, as this perfected dish will eventually be handed down to a select few.Ideally, both of us are rational realists, down to earth and romantics at heart who are fed by the power and awe of mother nature. All else tends to take care of itself :)Just fyi, at least once every 18 hours or so I tend to lie down somewhere and close my eyes. I seem to go into some sort of unconscious state for hours on end, completely oblivious to my surroundings and potential predators. Really weird, but it's been going on for so long now that it seems normal.I prefer hiking, biking, a game of tennis or snowshoeing on a first date but am definitely open to a drink at a pub or restaurant.
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FrankieOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-52
I am just getting out of a bad relationship. Jealousy and insecurity are two things that will render a relationship worthless. That being said, I am looking for someone that is confident and not jealous of their own shadow. I'm not even close to a perfect 10 but am very comfortable with who I am. I don't want some to complete me, but compliment who I already am. Life is too short to sweat the small stuff. [Here's a little sample of what I would be if I was marketing myself to women] !!! ATTENTION LADIES !!! ARE YOU SICK AND TIRED OF LOOKING FOR "MR.RIGHT" AND ALWAYS ENDING UP WITH "MR.WRONG TURN"? Have you been searching for that tall, dark and handsome man, only to end up with an over sized JERK? Do you ever wish you could just find someone that you can see EYE to EYE with? Do you just wish you could find a man that would remind you of your favorite Childhood Stuffed Toy? If you just answered "Yes" to any of those questions, then we have the answer for you! That's RIGHT! Look no further ladies! Here's the answer to all of your needs and wants! The toy Makers at Mattelâ„¢ have teamed up with the top-notch scientists from NASA and Hondaâ„¢ Robotics, to bring you the life-sized TEDDY RUXPIN IIâ„¢. The TR2â„¢ comes with all the great features that you loved as a kid, and combined with all the features that you want as a woman. The original Teddy Ruxpin came with these standard features: Told you stories, sung to you, snuggled, and slept with you. Now the TEDDY RUXPIN IIâ„¢ comes with these great new features added: Tells you stories (but only the truth), sings to you (your favorite songs), Loves to snuggle (w/anti-fall off the bed technology), and will sleep with you (but only after getting to know you, and doesn't require batteries like the older Ruxpin). At 5'4" tall the TR2â„¢ is life size but still is easy to store away in closets or under the bed (not recommended to store the TR2â„¢ in crawl spaces), Comes with shoulder extender for slow dancing with tall women (breast protector sold separate), TR2â„¢ Listen Mode- just tell Teddy your problems and he'll listen, TR2â„¢ Giggle Box Mode- this mode is automatic-TR2â„¢ is guaranteed to turn over your giggle box for hours of fun!.. all this plus many more features! With all this available, how could you go wrong? Well don't just sit there, ACT NOW and WRITE BACK! *Limited supply, only one available. (offer not valid where prohibited by law and in Puerto Rico)We'd take a long walk on a short beach!