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Alice, 29
United States, Utah, West Valley City

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About Me

I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Looking for: man. In age: 43-63

    Hiya xi have a bubbly personality although can be a bit quiet on the first date. I love eating out and i love quiet evenings in watching a good film.i love holidays abroad usually go to Spain,one of my favourite places was Thailand but a long time on a plane ??most of my Sundays are spent watching my grandson play football with the wolves academy, i love being part of this . So yes i do have a full life but do miss that special person to snuggle up to on the sofa or in bed.i enjoy meeting new people so say hi, ill try and reply to all but if i don't probably means you are not my type x x x. Thank you for reading this and look forward to hearing from you x xa quiet drink somewhere :)

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  • Rita from West Valley City | Woman | 41 years old | Leo
    Rita

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-51

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  • Gloria from West Valley City | Woman | 60 years old | Pisces
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    Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-70

    I am a fun loving, honest, compassionate woman. I have good old fashion values. I enjoy new adventures, love to travel, especially to tropical places. I would love to take another cruise to the Carribean, and maybe to Alaska. I would rather share a cruise with a new friend. I love to learn new topics. I'm always up for taking a class. Last adult class was to brush up on my French. I want to experience as much as I can since life is really too short. I enjoy acting and perform at a local theatre. I love to dance to any kind of music. I have raised my family, proud of my children and their accomplishments. Now I have plenty of free time for a new relationship. If you still have children at home..thats great more the merrier!! Send me a note, I will answer you, honestly..

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