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Alice, 29
United States, Utah, West Valley City

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About Me

I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-50

    I am 40 years old and 100% Italian just looking to find a man to have good times with and just take it from there. I am a bit of a geek; I love watching Fox News and listening to Mark Levin. I enjoy Italian food, movies, playing with my dogs, books, Caribbean vacations, working out and listening to great music. I love to garden and I have a beautiful garden of fresh herbs but I do not cook....sorry! I would definitely say that I am more of a homebody. Clubbing days are long gone and I love quiet nights spent at home with my dogs just watching TV; but with the right person it would make all the difference in the would! Not to say that I don't absolutely love going to New York to walk around and going to eat at a nice Italian restaurant in Brooklyn. I included a recent picture of my Mom so you will have an idea of what I will look like later on in life. Listen, I am a very old-fashion conservative Italian woman so anyone just looking to hook up (and you know what I mean) pass me up!First date when you meet on a computer dating website should be a quick drink or cup of coffee to see if there is chemistry and then the second date is going to an Italian restaurant in New York and then a nice walk around the city or a lounge.

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