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Constance, 45
United States, Texas, College Station

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Sooo...I figure it's time for an update on this thing. I think I've weeded out a lot of what I "do not want" with my previous profile. But I have to admit, the hate mail was classic.Anywho, I figure it's time to get real and lay it on the line again...maybe this time around, I won't end up with a slew of nut jobs sending me creepy messages with even creepier (no, it's not a word) pictures.About me:Well, for starters (and this will probably thin the weeds even more) I quit dating about...oh, three years ago. Yeah...there was something about going out with Mr. Wrong and Mr. Crazy Butt that just did NOT appeal to me, so I gave it up - and it was not a hard habit to break. I left my supervisory job and took a year off to get my oldest son through school. I hold a degree in Education and was hell bent on making sure both of my sons graduated high school. They both graduated in May (yay me!). Now my focus is getting them off my couch and into the real world...which one has done...the other may live with me until he's 40, or until they have to *** comes first. My money is on the 3 hots and a cot in the loony bin. Yes, I work. No, I'm still not teaching. I tried to get out of supervision, but it seems to be beckoning me back. I was in the Air Force (aim high boys!) for 8 years and the demand for my secondary career in logistics seems to vastly outweigh my primary career in teaching....especially in the Midwest - hmmm...maybe a move is in my future.What I want:Laaaawd....this is like, the impossible Jeopardy question - "I'll take "Knights in shining armor" for a thousand Alex". I don't really know what I want in a guy, but I suuuure do know what I DON'T want. But for the sake of keeping things real, let me drag out my soap box and make a little proclamation. I am faaaar from perfect. I have a dark, sarcastic, and kind of twisted sense of humor. I think my butt is way too big and my boobs are too small (another weeder). I laugh at stupid, crazy chit (and people). I have bad hair days. I have freckles (which used to bother me as a kid...not so much so now). I can be a total ditz. I'm hot tempered. And I'm VERY stubborn. My point? I'm not looking for perfection. I'm looking for real. I'm looking for honest. I'm looking for what everyone else is looking for...my best friend. I'm looking for that one that I "click" with. And yes, there totally is a "click". There has to be that delicate balance of physical appeal as well as mental appeal for a proper "click". I may "snap" if someone has one or the other in that equation...and a "snap" is like an *** to the 'friend zone'....but ya have to have the full equation for the "click".I'm not looking to 'mommy' anyone. You have GOT to be able to stand on your own two feet. I've spent 20 years raising kids and I do NOT want to spend 20 more years raising a full grown adult. You have GOT....listen up on this one....and I'll say this again....YOU HAVE GOT TO LEAVE YOUR BAGGAGE AT THE DOOR. Do not compare me to your ex. Do not compare me with ANY of your ex's. And for the love of God...do not TELL me about your ex(s). There is no bigger turn off than listening to someone go on and on about "what was". I hand everyone a clean slate. You deserve it and I deserve it. If you can't walk through the door without a prejudgment....you will find yourself walking out that same door before you even get your shoes off.Ok...I think I'm done....probably not. But for now I am. If you've made it this far....I've got a cookie for you. If you think our personalities mesh...shoot me an ***'ll see where things go. If your eyeballs are bleeding and your head hurts...click that little "back" arrow thingy...and move on.Ok....if ya made it through that whole spiel above and missed it...I'll put it down here to refresh your memory or fill you in on what you missed.I have not 'dated' in three years. And honestly...I have no desire to jump head first into the pee pool (that's what I call that special 'reserved' pool for babies and toddlers).I think I'm up for a cup of java and a walk in the park. Yeah, probably doesn't sound like a date...but it IS a cheap and easy way to find out if two people are compatible.Oh...and when I say 'walk in the park'....I don't mean at midnight Mr. Serial Killer.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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