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Helene, 37

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About Me

Describing yourself is always the toughest part. I'm not what you might expect but I don't think you'll be disappointed. I'm kind (big-hearted, but nobody's doormat), straight-forward (honest, say what I mean even though it gets me in trouble), sexy (you'll see), and fun. I'm looking for someone to have fun (small adventures?) and hang out with. Sounds simple enough... I hope.People got me confused with someone else in my "body" pictures so I'm working on getting other ones. A note about my body type: most people would probably describe me as "about average" build. I'm out of shape FOR ME, but when I'm in shape, I can fit in the stuff you'd find in the children's section. Working on getting bikini-ready again. Bottom line, if you can't deal with how I look now, then you're not someone I'd want to be around anyway. Capisce? ***UPDATE*** I don't expect you to stop writing to/contacting/hanging out with other girls until we both agree that we want it to be exclusive (and at that point, you can still do what you like with other girls, as long as it's not sexual/romantic). If we've been chatting & you lose interest or don't want to chat anymore for any reason, PLEASE contact me (email, phone, whatever) to tell me that. If we've been writing back & forth, I write to you, see you've logged on 10 times without responding, that's rude. ABSOLUTE honesty is appreciated. *** *** On that note, it's also worth mentioning that my internet connection is extremely slow & unreliable. If we've been chatting, I may not get to respond the first time I log on, but I will always do so as soon as possible.It's really sad that I have to say this, but if you're EXPECTING to have sex, or even strongly hoping to have sex the first time we meet, please do not contact me. The same goes for anyone who's only in town for a few nights, or if you ask me to meet you in the bar of the hotel where you're staying. I'm not a prude, but if all I wanted was sex, I wouldn't have to look online to find it. (I suspect that's more true for girls than it is for guys). If I give you my number, even if we haven't been *** other for very long, it doesn't mean I'm "easy" (to use an outdated term); it means I get a better sense of who you are, by talking over the phone, than I do by *** love to go out & enjoy someone's company.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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