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RuthOffline
Woman. 70 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 60-80
I'm hoping to get responses that are within driving distances of where I live and not mail from Irag and Afganistan. (or green card seekers, Married Men neeed not bother.. I'll be upfront~~I am NOT looking to 'get laid' first night out and I am NOT desperate for a man. I'm real ....and expect the same. My income level is posted wrongly but it's noone's beeswax anyway!! Ok, now we have that straight...if you are unattached, live close by within reason, and are NOT looking for the young chick with the fake boobs then that is first base.... For the record: I am not interested in Bungee Jumping and I wear a WONDER bra, which means...when I take it off I wonder .......(the Wonder Bra is also filled with Shark Repellant in case I accidently on purpose get thrown off your yacht...it works on land and sea by the way when my BS detector is on the blink...P.s. I don't do moonlight walks on the beach as most profiles say. I ran down there one night just to see what everyone was raving about ...NOBODY THERE.If you can still breathe on your own and drive after dark, that is a major plus. I don't go to church but I do have faith.I like to kiss so fresh breath is also a MUST.....duh.A sense of humor is a also must with me...I don't get impressed with your mansion or your material 'things' per se. I do, however, like a good hearted man who's fun.My pictures are not old...I am. lol. I am no heavier than what you see. I hear a lot of complaints that guys show up to find fat ladies who put up really old pictures and I also wonder why.....so don't you either.Don't lie as that is the one thing I really can't tolerate. Not about your age, your past, your anything to make yourself look big. I won't so I don't expect it from a man. It totally destroys trust.What is OUT; Ex cons, rednecks, hillbillies, dog kickers, married, really tubby, seriously bald, heavy drinkers, drug ridden, con artists or you carry a gun....I may be a tad picky but I use Loreal and I am worth it, but I am not a high maintainence or snob type. My main objection is to meet new people and either you and I become a 'friend' or not...not so hard, right?I'm not as hard as this profile may sound but I have met tooooooo many crazies already so BE nice.Remember it is NOT an interview..it should be FUN...so Whatever.........
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LouOffline
Woman. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-68
hi fellow fishers i enjoy life cause you never know what it is going to throw at you. so if you like to do lots of different things thats cool. i bowl, i love to ride on motorcycles. i have to be a passenger cause i'm to short to have my own, but i do that well. i love being with friends and family. i enjoy listening to rock and pop but really enjoy blues. there is nothing like it. it just seems to get to the soul. i think you will see who i am when you meet me. i don't pretend to be something i'm not. so if you want truth and honesty well here i am. looking forward to meeting new friends and if i'm lucky a second time i will meet someone special. bye for now and hope to hear from you..