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Lynnette, 55

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About Me

My ex and I were happy for twenty five years. Then we met.A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention itI don’t like people who take drugs…like customs officials.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy meI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my ex treats me like toxic waste.I use alcohol when cooking…I have even been known to add it to the food.I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think, I'm havin that!Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from someone!A woman's mind is cleaner than man's. She changes it more often.It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.Forgive the flippancy above. I hate talking about myself hence the jokes. I do have a serious side when necessary.There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.It saddens me to observe that there are very few "genuine" people on this site, and that it now seems to attract the people who are looking for "no strings fun". Each to their own I know, but there are websites out there that specialise in that sort of thing where you will probably have more success. Please pass me by if that's your ulterior motive.Just a thought...if a guy includes a photo of his car on his profile does that mean he's looking for someone who's materialistic? Answers on a postcard please :-)Intelligence seduces me,wit captivates me, passion conquers meand a joke will have me rolling on the floor :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Sylvia

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 16-36

    READ THIS BEFORE MESSAGING ME. MOST OF YOU WON'T GET A RESPONSE. I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEONE TAKES THE TJME TO READ THESE!FIRST off, I am NOT looking for hookups. I am on here for a serious relationship. The guys I normally meet aren't worth my time so I'm trying something new. I have a TYPE! I will not date a foreigner, do long distance bull,or date a man of color. Sorry, just not my thing. I want a man, not a boy. Someone that has goals, a job, a car, ambitions, common sense, who knows how to talk properly. Who doesn't think that "wat up gurl, u wanna hit up da club?" is an acceptable way to talk to a girl like me.I recently purchased my own home and paid off three vehicles. I am working towards a future and would live to have someone to grow with.I am chill and outgoing. I like to camp, fish, work on cars(mostly this lol), watch the MN wild hockey games, play video games sometimes. and just have a good time with life. I like to meet new people and get to know them and hear their stories. I love my music. I may not know a whole lot about bands and who is in them but to me it is about the music.I love my friends and family they mean the world to me. My best friend is a dude. We have known each other for almost 15 years, and if you're not ok with that than sorry. My favorite thing to do on a Friday or Saturday night is to sit around a fire with them with some beers, just relax and catch up.I am into alot of things, yes including Xbox and Playstation. I may not be very good but it's fun.I want to learn how to snowboard and you may be just the right person to teach me something new.I like watching car races/derby. But not on tv, its way cooler at the track!I am a nice genuine person who is looking for Someone who is finally ready to be serious, and not try to play me. I don't need someone looking to use me. Everyone deserves to be happy and be with someone who cares for them, if im not your type (or so you would think) then i wish a world of happiness your way!I would love to work on cars(but trucks are more fun) and learn new things about them. I was a technician at Valvoline and I LOVED it! Its not the usual but you can learn a lot about a person when it come down to something the other one likes just as much. But anything is better when you can talk one on one learn about someones passion and see how much THEY open up when its something they are comfortable with. And fyi, dinner and a movie is very cliche. You can't get to know someone during a movie. And don't expect to get into my pants right away. I may be cheap, but I'm not easy LOL

  • Patricia

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-56

    I love to take a long rides in the country during fall,to enjoy nature,and the beautiful colour of the leaves.I love to bowl,fish,go camping,a good concert,and most of all enjoy weekend getaways,especially when there is no television.My goal here is to find the man of my dreams,my best friend,and my final marriage.I am a giver,I believe in treating one,as I would treat myself.I am an old fashion woman,I love to cook and serve my partner meals.Especially if I serve him breakfast in bed!I cook my cultural dishes,as well as international foods,since my country has six different race.I love country,rock and oldies music,but I dislike rap music.I would like to meet for dinner,then a short/long walk and finally go to the movies.

  • Jay

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-42

    Hi! My name is Jay. I am never married other african woman without kids from Richardson, Texas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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