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Lynnette, 55

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About Me

My ex and I were happy for twenty five years. Then we met.A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention itI don’t like people who take drugs…like customs officials.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy meI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my ex treats me like toxic waste.I use alcohol when cooking…I have even been known to add it to the food.I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think, I'm havin that!Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from someone!A woman's mind is cleaner than man's. She changes it more often.It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.Forgive the flippancy above. I hate talking about myself hence the jokes. I do have a serious side when necessary.There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.It saddens me to observe that there are very few "genuine" people on this site, and that it now seems to attract the people who are looking for "no strings fun". Each to their own I know, but there are websites out there that specialise in that sort of thing where you will probably have more success. Please pass me by if that's your ulterior motive.Just a thought...if a guy includes a photo of his car on his profile does that mean he's looking for someone who's materialistic? Answers on a postcard please :-)Intelligence seduces me,wit captivates me, passion conquers meand a joke will have me rolling on the floor :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-30

    Hi! My name is Sweethearts. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Richardson, Texas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-39

    ** If you dont want children, don't waste your time or mine. **My screen name isn't my real name but its less complicated than my name. I am a good ol' country girl. I can be a handful at times. I am not a girly girl, I don't dress up often, simply because I don't like to. I am a nice person once you get to know me, but others really don't seem to want to take that chance. I am nowhere near perfect and I say what I think and that gets me into trouble a lot but I don't see the point in not being 100%. I do ditzy things a lot but I am able to laugh at myself and joke about it. I have been known to try to walk through a door, walk into a sign or some other silly thing on a daily basis. I want a man who is strong in mind, body, and soul; he must be ambitious, humorous, spontaneous, repectful, honest and able and willing to accept a smart, strong-willed woman who fights for what she wants and believes in. I tell it like it is and I am a one-man woman and I expect no less from my partner. I am tired of all of the bs that people put others through. Just be honest. I just want a GOOD guy! I just want to be treated the way that I deserve to be treated. Treat me with respect and I will treat you with respect. I am big into family, they are always there for you when the chips are down. I want a guy who will be able to mesh into my family. We are loud, country, fun and good people. I have two small children. I'm not the type of single mother that feels she has to be in a relationship or get married so her child will have a father. I want the companionship of a serious relationship, someone to call my own & yes, they must be good to my sons; that goes without saying. They come first & always will. I have a lot of love to give. I am not interested in clubbing or drinking. I want an old-fashioned relationship, the kind where the guy opens doors, meets the parents and is happy spending time with his girl's family. I'm tired of kissin all these toads, I'm ready for my Prince Charming to arrive.Right now I'm looking for friends. Its the best starting point I'm not looking to hook up or sex text. I'm not into that. If you are, I'm not for you.Ive had two children in two years.... I'm not a size two... if that's what's your looking for please look elsewhere. If you do any kind of drugs ,even pot, i am not for u. If you have taken the time to read all of this, then please send me a message. What do you really have to lose?I like to talk to people. Communication is key. Let's just go somewhere quiet and get to know each other.

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    Woman. 72 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 62-82

    I'm an independent, energetic,happy individual born before my time. I'm comfortable in any setting formal or informal. I'm a retired banker running my own business as a Personal Fitness Trainer & Martial Arts *** Mary Kay Beauty Consultant. I'm looking for a long term relationship with someone who is honest, loyal, sensitive, a Christian, financially independent and who enjoys a healthy lifestyle.He must also like dogs. I enjoy working out. fine dining, theatre, dancing, running my dogs and much moreDepends

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