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Hester, 41

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Note: I am looking for someone who LIVES in COLUMBUS. No exceptions. Also, I do not text. If you don't want or know how to communicate with me here, then it will simply not work b/c I DO NOT TEXT. Period.#1: **********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LOOKING FOR A MAN WITH BUILT UP MUSCLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!************ This is non-negotiable. And here is why... I am a body-builder who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym. I don't eat like regular people do. And I do not drink. My lifestyle is very unique and difficult and something an everyday person just doesn't understand. But let's face it.... that is why I am one of a few women over 40 who looks damn hot in a bikini and made you stop to gawk at my photos. So... if you are someone who is not into working-out..... we just won't get along. This is a HUGE part of my life. If it is not a huge part of yours please just move on.It is AMAZING to me how men can put on their profiles "No fat chicks" or "not into BBW's" .... and they are overweight themselves... but I catch grief for wanting to find someone who is in great shape like me....????!!?! WTF??!?! That is SO RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!#2: I work 2nd shift, full-time. I have skewed weekends and on top of that, I workout ***hours a week. I do not have time to exchange 2 words with you and "meet". Please GET REAL. And I feel I should say this right away so we won't waste each other's time. I do NOT do impromtu 1st time meetings... if you want to meet me you have to give me some time... at least 24 hours... to rearrange my schedule. Please do not message me in the afternoon to meet that night. It just won't happen... not with my schedule (I work 2nd shift with Sun/Mon for weekends) and not for meeting someone for the first time. It is different when you are seeing someone .... but 1st time meetings are horrible. I despise them. I have had multitudes of men presume after they text 27 words to me... we should meet... right then and there. I just won't do that. Now that I have that off my chest, here are some interesting facts about me:* I have 2 registered therapy dogs that I do volunteer work with* I have won 1st place for my tomato salsa 4 years running at the Reynoldsburg Tomato Festival* I love summer and hate winter* I used to teach junior high and high school science* I am an entomologist * I own a corn snake* I have a tarantula tattooSome kind of fun activity.... not dinner. I am not going to meet you for a job interview.... "Hello, I'm Jerri and am applying for the available position of being your girlfriend.....". PLEASE.... let's be creative with this!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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