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About Me

My interpretation of online dating:Hi I’m *** *** I am *** *** *** and *** I’m originally from *** town in *** so that is why I live in San Diego. I'm the happiest when I'm *** ending in *** and *** of *** I love to *** to all kinds of music including *** *** *** female *** and *** *** I enjoy being *** for the 4th of *** but am looking for someone to *** with at night. Right now I am working on my *** at *** name) *** be a *** of Hospital *** I am unique because I am *** an *** *** The first things people notice about me are my *** *** and my *** *** live by the saying *** *** Obviously I'm having fun with this profile since everyone pretty much writes the same things. I had it in the actual madlibs format but once I posted it, it didn't line up, oh well. Hope it made you laugh.If you want my serious profile I can send it to youA comedy show would be the perfect first date. You can find out so much about someone by what they laugh at and how they react to different situations the comedians are talking about. Plus afterwards when you do sit down and get to know each other you would have started the date off laughing and having a great time so there won't be any tension or nerves like most first dates include.Or a CHARGER game!! Hopefully they will play better this season.Or I've recently taken up tennis again so I would love to see you on the courtAnything away from the bars

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Tisha

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I’m a passionate human who’s rather shy, and I’m very open with my feeling, so if you want to learn more, be free to ask. I’d like to find an open person who can share their feelings with me. I don't care for fakers or Bull Sers...

  • Charmaine

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-53

    Happy to walk my pet with a local dog owner.Ok, you can blame this update on the reading of 'He's Just Not That Into You' if you like; but here's what I want:1. A man who will show that he wants me.2. Someone who is an intellectual equal - but not much higher in intellectual capacity than me because I can be slightly resentful (a bit of E.Q. - emotional quotient - growth probably required of me there then); don't patronise me at Scrabble though because as a Piscean I will 'intune' that you rigged the game (and lose respect for you).3. Someone who is around my age, or SLIGHTLY younger. If you are thinking that the word 'cougar' is the way to go - think again; if you are thinking 'trophy woman'....ditto. If you want kids - too late! Unless you are altruistic and are considering the idea of fostering/adoption - then perhaps that could work....4. LOCAL / LOCALISH / PREPARED TO MOVE (AND I OFFER NO GUARANTEES).5. If you want to know what sort of person I am then familiarise yourself with Jane Austen's work (and yes, I am aware of the irony that she died alone). The salient points that I garnered from her work:a) How to write extended sentences using the more complex punctuation marks for controlling thoughtsb) Her incredible observations about the comic/tragic nature of human personalitiesc) Her idealism re: good people eventually reap the reward.....damn world has lead me off course regarding that one (but yeah, that's my fault)Other than that, hobbies = dancing to good music (probably looks embarassing at my age, but apparently I'm good at it, so if you are the sort who hates dancing, that's fine, because if you have no sense of rhythm then it's embarrassing for me to watch anyway!); stand up comedy (observational, non-sexist, non-racist stuff. Why isn't Werzel famous yet??!)6. No profile picture / not sharing backstage at the first contact? - be realistic - a woman either will or will not consider you - quit hiding and have the guts to share who you are. Ditto with expanding your profile description.7. P.S. To any I have met before – thanks for helping me (yep, it’s a slow process) grow. :)8. I'm not perfect, but am working on it. I'm hoping to find the person who is perfect FOR ME; and ME FOR HIM.On a first date, I turn up - that usually shocks them!Walk our dogs?Beach?Game of pool? (Notice required so I remember to put on modest 'loser' pants).

  • Christy

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    Woman. 79 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 69-89

    Well I'm just a very easy going gal... I enjoy some rock & roll music and enjoy C&W. I am also a gal that loves to golf, dance, travel, going to casino once in awhile. I love putting on dinner parties. I've been told I have a great sense of humor and I love to tease but I can also take as good as I give. I enjoy spending time with my children and grandchildren. I am a hugger and love being hugged in return. What am I looking for in a partner? - I am looking for an honest, friendly...& hopefully fairly tall (at least a bit taller than me) gentleman. Are you that person?Meet for coffee - glass of wine...I'm sure we could come up with something that we'd both be comfortable with. Perhaps even a game of golf.

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