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Howard, 43

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About Me

Ten things about me:1. Occasionally snore with metronome like rhythm but never grind teeth2. Able to thrive in the wild for 5 days equipped with nothing more than dental floss3. Accomplished cook, dishwasher, laundry processor & home improver4. Tend to find the edge to find the middle 5. Passionate, educated in ideas, beliefs and emotions6. Believes that driving faster than the flow of traffic is safer7. Asks strangers for directions and occasionally picks up hitchhikers8. Naturally smells yummy9. Life long student10. The truth is hilarious when viewed through the proper lensTen things about you:1. Occasionally snores like drowning pug with a bit of teeth grinding to boot 2. Willing to follow in to wild (I promise to bring more than dental floss)3. Passionately, intelligently drives car, career & the conversation (extra points for scuba gear & motorcycles)4. Not threatened by strangers 5. Forgiving but not forgetful6. Teachable Professorial7. Kid friendly 8. Smells yummy 9. Irreverent and perverse threads woven into fabric of existence10. Equipped with proper lens Efficient

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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