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Maia, 23

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About Me

Hi...I'm Sam. I'm obnoxious.I'm a smart ass. I know everything... Even when I'm wrong....I'm a woman... So it just comes with the territory.I say dumb shit, but it will make you laugh.I'll be starting collage in the spring.I hate ketchup.I'm allergic to smoke.I love animals.And most importantly I have two beautiful little boys that I successfully take care of all by myself. Just an "FYI" and it might save a lot of trouble for quite a few of you. ..If your profile says..."Wants to date, but nothing serious." Or "Hang out."Then I'm not messaging, or responding to anything you send me. I'm not here to waste time. I don't want to hook up. You can earn that part of me or move along. I'm sure there is a girl somewhere on this site with most of her clothes off for the world to see, and she's waiting on you to message her. Thanks.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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