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Hi...I'm Sam. I'm obnoxious.I'm a smart ass. I know everything... Even when I'm wrong....I'm a woman... So it just comes with the territory.I say dumb shit, but it will make you laugh.I'll be starting collage in the spring.I hate ketchup.I'm allergic to smoke.I love animals.And most importantly I have two beautiful little boys that I successfully take care of all by myself. Just an "FYI" and it might save a lot of trouble for quite a few of you. ..If your profile says..."Wants to date, but nothing serious." Or "Hang out."Then I'm not messaging, or responding to anything you send me. I'm not here to waste time. I don't want to hook up. You can earn that part of me or move along. I'm sure there is a girl somewhere on this site with most of her clothes off for the world to see, and she's waiting on you to message her. Thanks.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

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  • Violet

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    I like to hang out with friends. I love to be outdoors. My favorite things to do is to go mudding, fish, hunt, camping all that kind of good stuff... I have 2 boys that are my world if you don't like kids I'm not your girl... IF YOU WANT SEX DON'T BOTHER MESSAGING ME!!!!!!!!! I'm kind of shy at first but I would like to go out to eat and get to know each other and have fun

  • Felicity

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

    I love to sing, read and watch tv/movies. not a fan of horror films, tho when i have someone to cuddle up with, they're not so bad ;P haha My all time favourite show is Friends.*penny caaannn!* :P I also really enjoy;- I love Betty White :) Hahaha oh, and pretty much anything on the food network :P I love downloading an entire series of a show and marathoning myway thru it :P I just finished doctor who and Rules of Engagement. Next I plan to do firefly/serenity, walking dead, and torchwood. Coke is my favourite soda. The Fray is my favourite band. They're pretty much the only band where i can listen to their songs over and over and over and not get sick of them :P Other than that, I listen to anything.;b, jazz/big band, country,, bluegrass, classical....pretty much anything but screamo :S hahaoh andI LOVE bubble baths :D so much so, that my friends and mother call me Queen of the Bubble Baths :P hahaI'm a sucker for guys who can play guitar, more so if they play AND sing :P I like tattoos on guys. Not covering every inch of skin...but if you've got some ink, that's rad :D haha I have 6 tattoos myself, with plans to get a few more in the near-ish future :P I love hearing about the different tattoos people have and learning the stories behind them :) I'm not super into lots of out doors-y type things. walks are nice, but I'm not into uber hikes up a mountain every day. I used to love fishing, when i lived in the Maritimes, but i haven't had a chance to do any out here. camping isn't so bad :P Hahaha just not for weeks upon weeks at a time...a couple days would be fun:) I love going on road trips or to the Beach to walk/lay in the sun, or have a picnic.- its boring and lonely going by yourself :P i'm also not really into the gym scene...although that's partly cause I don't have someone to motivate me.....but i will never be a gym rat :S :P I'm unable to play most sports due to an old ankle injury (plus I've just never liked them :P I'm more of an arts girl lol), but I do enjoy watching them - especially if I know someone playing! I don't know a lot about them, but if I have someone to tell me the important parts, it'd be fun.... :P hahahahaI love my friends more than anything else. I would do anything for them.I did a year of college for Makeup Artistry after I graduated from high school. Now I work in a TOTALLY different industry, but i LOVE it :) I still do some makeup on the side, tho it's more like a hobby, than a career. I'm definitely NOT a bar star. I do enjoy going to a pub for a drink or 2, but i don't enjoy excessive drinking. I never drink to get drunk :p going dancing is fun, just not every night :p music bingo is suuuuper fun :D and uhhmm. yeah :) haha. I'm a LOUD, fun, outgoing person, with a positive outlook on life. I love to make friends, and meet new people, who have similar interests to mine. so...don't be shy...gimme a shout! Happy fishing! :D for a VERY first meeting, coffee would be best. its a neutral environment, where we can get a feel for each other. for a first Date, dinner would be cool. But not somewhere fancy.

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