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United States, North Carolina, Newland

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About Me

Hmmmm what to say, what to say.... I love to laugh, I do it loudly and often. Lots of people say they "like" or "love" my laugh.... meaning its an acquired taste and people can find me in grocery stores when they didn't even know I was there. (Yikes) Also I'm pretty dang sarcastic and tend to give guys a hard time. I can be nice and compassionate too :P Really I can do both. :)Basically I'm the loudest excitable "introvert" you'll ever meet... but I have to get comfortable first, before you see my fun side. ;P I'm definitely a "let's give it a shot" kind of girl when it comes to trying new things, ideas and/or activities. If I don't like something, I can at least say that I tried it out no harm no foul. OR I learn that I love it, it then becomes a new passion and I will definitely pursue whatever it is in the future. I'm definitely not scared of risks or trying new things or embracing new opportunities when they happen!So, if you would like to talk or go out sometime, send me a message and we can learn more about each other from there...P.S. Having a great sense of humor/funny and liking to be active/workout are kind of huge for me - possible deal breakers.P.P.S. I'm a little excitable when I'm interested in a guy.... I ask a lot of questions, I am excited to meet, don't understand why you would want to *** liners back to each other to the point of exhaustion. So, MEN I'm sorry I scare you and my vocabulary exceeds that of a fourth grader... I've tried my best to contain myself, but the effort is futile. I've tried the whole be mysterious thing... ug, I suck at it so bad. My average scare usually takes about three ***, but I can do it in ***depending on my mood. I do believe their is someone for everyone, so I'm looking for a really hot athletic communicator. I am currently taking applications as we speak. Hope you make the cut.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

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