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Karson, 36
United States, Kentucky, Girdler

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About Me

I’m searching for a woman, who can explain the origin of black holes, whilst riding bareback on a polar bear, which she tamed using her grace and charm. I know that’s pretty ridiculous. Actually, I’m just looking for someone who will be my best friend, with whom the sparks would fly every time we looked into each other’s eyes. The sparks part is the easy bit. It’s either there or not. The “best friend” part though is about compatibility. Not surface things, like music or sports interests or preferred activities, where differences can in fact be fun. No, I’m talking about things like emotional maturity, ability to compromise, capacity for empathy and kindness, loyalty, and generosity. I’m happy to say I possess those things, and I need them in a friend and lover, with whom I’d share my life and my bed.As for me, I'm a pretty fun guy, except when I'm shooting meth. Just kidding, I don't do meth, I do crack and sniff glue. Oh oh, I've said too much.I like trying to make people close to me laugh and have a good time. Sometimes, I succeed. OK, rapid-fire round: I have a hard time saying "No"; am fiercely loyal; can't stand selfish or rude people;; can talk your ears off about random nerdy stuff; suffer a little bit from being too proud;; know my way around memes; have a PhD in Computer Science; am into swing dancing; have small ears; love my mom; can't cook! Phew ... For the first date, I'd like a nice restaurant with good food after spending some time together chatting, flirting, telling fun/embarrassing stories about each other, getting a feel for the chemistry between us. Some ideas: spending the afternoon in the park, going to an outdoor music/art festival or exhibit, going to a sporting event, etc.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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