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Austin, 39

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About Me

Anyone with a GSOH is a good start.Anyone with a GHOST... I don't need more problems.Any lass who can do any of the following: play an ***, sing, draw, juggle, wrinkle your tongue like corrugated iron, recite entire chunks of dialogue from films verbatim, fluently speak another language besides English, make perfect lasagne or lick her own nipples...or all of the above...get in touch. Now. That's the foreplay out of the way...I use the mobile app, it looks like I'm always online, even when I'm not.***Ooh, hello.I'm single, live alone (read this, you will understand why), no children*, a fascinating and creative but mildy unpredictable job as a freelance filmmaker and I love creative, happy, funny, sexy, tactile, confident (or a bit shy) women who like guys like me. There must be one on here...!!None of this geek sheek bollox, I'm the real thing although I don't let my inner nerd dominate conversations. And my Skyrim addiction is under control, I can stop anytime I want.**I'm happy to date and see what happens; long term would be great but if it's only short term, so be it. There isn't a button for that in the menu so I'm saying it here. :)I'm not going to list what I like physically about women as it obviously makes me look shallow but if I write to you, just assume you've got those elements :)What makes me unique? I'm selfless and can breath out of my ears.My goals? To leave a legacy behind, to finish the projects I start and to enjoy life. So far I'm only managing the last point!Music? Blank CDs...for the great potential they hold.A sense of humour is important. If you think The Big Bang Theory or Not Going Out are TV Gold, we may just click :)Get it touch if I've tickled anything. Or if you want me to tickle anything. I don't want to list anything negative (it's highly unerotic in a profile) but the smell of cigarette and/or coffee breath makes be turn over and die. I've said I'll date smokers as I feel in limiting my choices otherwise but be aware it turns my stomach and makes Mr Happy into Mr Revolted. Tic-tacs work wonders...PS: Oh dear...please, in group shots...SAY WHICH ONE YOU ARE.Thanks*A cat, she's like a child only furrier.**That's a lie. Our first date will depend on your turning up or not.If it does go ahead it might be tea, food or a gentile activity based date like ice-skating or bowling. Probably leave the paintballing,paragliding or tantric massage until second date...I want to Zorb before I die. Or die zorbing. It's not really a date thing but if you insist we could...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

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    Hi thanks for taking your time to look at my profileI'm a outgoing person who likes the outdoors. I like to keep fit I regularly attend my local gym. To many people these days rely on tablets to help ease pain when there are much better natural ways of healing.I'm looking for a nice lady with personality, intellect, and a good caring nature. I'm not looking for someone to look after me I would be the gentleman and take good care of the lady in my life. I am a independent male who is hot blooded and loving life I like to keep a tidy home I'm not shy doing things around the house. I like the fun things in life, I don't take life to seriously but I can be very assertive when i need to be. I love to laugh and laugh at myself from time to time. I like a good debate and constructive conversations from time to time.I'm also a lover of traveling Id like to do some traveling in the future with a companion.I enjoy cooking, socializing and the company of a like minded people.I'm not the judgmental type I don't judge on first impressions as they can be totally wrong. I like a wide range of music from early rave through to present electro through to rock as long as it has a tidy beat I'm happy. I like to attend festivals regularly.If you would like to know more just ask........ I would suggest a nice meal but depends on what my date would like to do if she wanted to go sky diving I would be happy to attend.

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