SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BlaiseOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I'm the quiet guy that you never notice.I work full-time, own my home, and I'm not bald. If that's not enough, I've furnished you with the following TMI:I wanted to be a novelist, but I've been seduced by the glamour of ***insurance customer service. I don't smoke and wouldn't touch drugs or alcohol with a barge pole if you paid me. Trouble is not my business. To recap: No drugs + no alcohol + insurance job = awesome fun guy. Despite the above, I don't wear sweater vests and I don't worship anything on Sunday except for the Best Buy weekly ad. By the way, if you drink socially, that's not an ish. I have stacks of unread books (exciting) whose plots and twists will surely outlive me. I have a passion for all things fiction. I treat watching a movie or TV show like an extreme sport (okay, maybe not). I won't watch most movies until I've read the book upon which it's based, and neither should you. As for my music tastes, I mostly listen to film scores, which is not geeky at all. I swear. I don't follow sports, but I'll watch them with you if that's your thing. Who knows, maybe I can become a fan. So: Are you cute, sexy, stylish and affectionate? Are you edgy without being obnoxious, quirky (open for interpretation -- it just sounds cool), flirtatious, compassionate, intelligent, honest and upfront? Are you creative and/or appreciate creativity in the world? Do you like PDA, enjoy being lazy on weekends -- especially rainy ones -- not an alcoholic or drug addict (although if you are, in my shallowness, what I overlook is directly proportional to your hotness) and not a sucker for bullsh*t? You are? Then get lost!!No, come back.My sense of humor is pretty spotty. I can be very lowbrow. Occasionally someone will comment that I'm witty (thanks, Mom). Conversely, my humor can be obtuse and has gotten me some frosty reactions. They can't all be gems, and not everything sticks to the wall. I might look pretty straight-laced, but that's not what attracts me. Piercings and tattoos, bring it on. I don't have any -- I'll just enjoy yours. I also have a weakness for girly-girl types who get their hair and nails done before they pay the rent. Academics do little for me.Please, no reality show addicts. Unless you like Hoarders -- that show is awesome.Oh, and the most important thing: You absolutely must be more fun than me (I saved my biggest selling point for last). Any questions, drop me a line. Bookstore, coffee shop or restaurant. Also walks through nature parks or at the lake are nice. I like to keep it simple. If things are too complicated, I might short circuit.
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IzaiahOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Been skateboarding since I was 14ys old, I'm pretty laid back, but I do like to shake my ass every once in a while. For some reason, every time I go out I'm told I look like Ben Rothlisberger, I don't see it but whatever. When it comes to music, I'm a beat junkie, I have turntables and about ***cd's, all various styles of music.
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BambieOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Well I will try to explain it the best I can , First and foremost I am a single father of a 5 year old little boy who is my world . I am very family oriented and love spending time with them as much as I can . I love the outdoors from fishing , hiking , camping , and hunting . I was a military brat most of my life so I have traveled and seen the world when I was young . I love to cook and work on our family farm and am definitely not afraid to get dirty . I love all sports from Baseball to Football and some Basketball . I listen to mostly country music and a little R&B and some Soft Rock . I am at a place in my life where it would be nice to meet someone who has there life together and is ready to settle down eventually . Ok so now to the good stuff , if your not looking to date why are you on a dating site ? If all you wanna do is text I'm not interested . If your going threw a child custody case and your unstable please say something up front and save me and you the BS . If all your pictures are of you out drinking with your girls then maybe you should wonder why your still single ? If your a recovering drug addict or Alcoholic I'm happy your in recovery but please I'm not interested in going down that BUMPY ASS road . I'm sorry ladies for the ones who are actually trying there are some shallow ass women on here that have made this a not so pleasant experience and I'm letting you know now save the BS for someone who cares . I'm a man who has my sh*ttogether , same job 22 years , farm , truck , bank account and so on and so on . I don't care what you drive or where you live ok I'm looking for inner beauty first . I don't mean to sound bitter but I have read enough profiles to see that most of y'all are on here to inflate your heads . If your tired of meeting a holes then maybe the bar scene isn't working lol , with that being said I'm READY to share my life with someone who's willing to share there's . Thanks for reading this and Good Luck Fishing ....!!!!!! I would think a first date would be some where casual so we can ask questions and get to know each other. Then if if goes well we could shoot off to a dinner . I am new to the area so any ideas would greatly appreciated ...lol