Blaise, 37
Offline, last seen Mon, 12 May 2025 22:23:14
About Me
I'm the quiet guy that you never notice.I work full-time, own my home, and I'm not bald. If that's not enough, I've furnished you with the following TMI:I wanted to be a novelist, but I've been seduced by the glamour of ***insurance customer service. I don't smoke and wouldn't touch drugs or alcohol with a barge pole if you paid me. Trouble is not my business. To recap: No drugs + no alcohol + insurance job = awesome fun guy. Despite the above, I don't wear sweater vests and I don't worship anything on Sunday except for the Best Buy weekly ad. By the way, if you drink socially, that's not an ish. I have stacks of unread books (exciting) whose plots and twists will surely outlive me. I have a passion for all things fiction. I treat watching a movie or TV show like an extreme sport (okay, maybe not). I won't watch most movies until I've read the book upon which it's based, and neither should you. As for my music tastes, I mostly listen to film scores, which is not geeky at all. I swear. I don't follow sports, but I'll watch them with you if that's your thing. Who knows, maybe I can become a fan. So: Are you cute, sexy, stylish and affectionate? Are you edgy without being obnoxious, quirky (open for interpretation -- it just sounds cool), flirtatious, compassionate, intelligent, honest and upfront? Are you creative and/or appreciate creativity in the world? Do you like PDA, enjoy being lazy on weekends -- especially rainy ones -- not an alcoholic or drug addict (although if you are, in my shallowness, what I overlook is directly proportional to your hotness) and not a sucker for bullsh*t? You are? Then get lost!!No, come back.My sense of humor is pretty spotty. I can be very lowbrow. Occasionally someone will comment that I'm witty (thanks, Mom). Conversely, my humor can be obtuse and has gotten me some frosty reactions. They can't all be gems, and not everything sticks to the wall. I might look pretty straight-laced, but that's not what attracts me. Piercings and tattoos, bring it on. I don't have any -- I'll just enjoy yours. I also have a weakness for girly-girl types who get their hair and nails done before they pay the rent. Academics do little for me.Please, no reality show addicts. Unless you like Hoarders -- that show is awesome.Oh, and the most important thing: You absolutely must be more fun than me (I saved my biggest selling point for last). Any questions, drop me a line. Bookstore, coffee shop or restaurant. Also walks through nature parks or at the lake are nice. I like to keep it simple. If things are too complicated, I might short circuit.
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