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About Me

I'm VERY social and outgoing with a very sarcastic, cynical and often perverse sense of humor; don't say you weren't warned! I am very energetic, assertive and know what I want in life and with things in general.I love to talk; sometimes its hard to get me to shut up! I enjoy intellectual conversation or just talking about stupid trivia. I ask challenging questions and I am a great listener. I multitask well... I thank my ADHD for that... Look! Squirrel! I enjoy talking to new people.. So even if you're here for friends, feel free to hit me up! No hidden agendas or drama here.While I play hard and have a twisted humor, I am also intelligent and career focused. I have post graduate work in technology, have studied MIT coursework, and studied some law at UMASS.I have a number of different hobbies, mostly focused on outdoors and fitness. I run, do circuit training, bike and hike. Summer is my season and I try to jet ski as much as possible. In the colder months or rainy days, I spend my time working on house projects or woodworking.Now the ground rules. I have to add this because some people on this site are just, well... STUPID.1. If you're a dude, don't message me. Ever.2. If you look like or in any way resemble a dude, don't message me. Ever.3. This is a social site. If you don't have a picture and expect a conversation, think again. If you know what I look like, I should know what you look like.4. Yes, I am a guy, but no it doesn't mean I'm on here prowling for a booty call. Friends first, then we'll see where it goes.5. I'm a smart a$$. I mean no harm in what I say. If you're too sensitive, keep moving.6. I don't do ***, so don't ask. I don't care how many times a day my friends drop a deuce, what flavor their drink is or what wonderful new achievement one of their 20 kids did this week. I'm not insensitive, it's just that the world doesn't need to see this crap.7. Please be at least mildly attractive. I am not a superficial jacka$$ but there needs to be chemistry. If you have a snaggletooth or look like something from a circus, chances are this is going to progress.8. While I appreciate sarcasm, there's no need to be rude. No, I will not send you a picture of my "junk". Spontaneous

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Rafael

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I like to do anything outdoors.. Camping in the woods with someone an just relaxing an seeing the beautiful mountains, trees streams.. i enjoy all kinds of music, I am a fun guy to be around. Love to make people laugh when your down. Love to spend time with family an hang out with friends. Love to take walks at the ocean in the sand, I am a fun an sometime hyper guy, but i calm down an relax too. always happy always smiling. Just looking for the one who can grow old with me....Like to go to the gym work out, I am by far a lazy guy, i always like to b doing something. I have alot of energy, A nice walk down by river if nice out, Or go out to get some dinner an a movie . Or just relax an talk an get to know each other over an drink.

  • Tyrone

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

    I'm an easy going guy who usually gets along with everybody. I love to laugh and make others laugh, but also have serious side. Writing and music are probably my two biggest passions. I live in the mountains and you can usually find me at the lake or on a river in the summer and around a fire with friends in the winter. I love to just drive mountain back roads looking for the unusual and adventures. I grew up in the city and am just as comfortable there. Some of my favorite movies:Big Lebowski, Oh Brother where art thou?, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Evil Dead 2, The Goonies, Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas... I could go on and on I guess. I love movies TV:Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Rules of Engagement, Arrested Development, American Horror Story, King of the Hill, Squidbillies... I could go on and on here alsoMusic:Other than writing, music is my biggest passion... I love music I have a 17 year old daughter who is with me quite a bit and she is the center of my world. I'm not looking for a quick hook up or any sort of drama. If you want great conversation, message me. :) I can guarantee it will not be a movie or a boring dinner :)

  • Del

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I play guitar,cook,walks on the beach,country music,love to cook,line dancing,karoke,IM 6'3. Dinner, cold beer and shoot a game of pool or take a walk on the beach...

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