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Harlan, 36
United States, Vermont, Chester

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About Me

I'm VERY social and outgoing with a very sarcastic, cynical and often perverse sense of humor; don't say you weren't warned! I am very energetic, assertive and know what I want in life and with things in general.I love to talk; sometimes its hard to get me to shut up! I enjoy intellectual conversation or just talking about stupid trivia. I ask challenging questions and I am a great listener. I multitask well... I thank my ADHD for that... Look! Squirrel! I enjoy talking to new people.. So even if you're here for friends, feel free to hit me up! No hidden agendas or drama here.While I play hard and have a twisted humor, I am also intelligent and career focused. I have post graduate work in technology, have studied MIT coursework, and studied some law at UMASS.I have a number of different hobbies, mostly focused on outdoors and fitness. I run, do circuit training, bike and hike. Summer is my season and I try to jet ski as much as possible. In the colder months or rainy days, I spend my time working on house projects or woodworking.Now the ground rules. I have to add this because some people on this site are just, well... STUPID.1. If you're a dude, don't message me. Ever.2. If you look like or in any way resemble a dude, don't message me. Ever.3. This is a social site. If you don't have a picture and expect a conversation, think again. If you know what I look like, I should know what you look like.4. Yes, I am a guy, but no it doesn't mean I'm on here prowling for a booty call. Friends first, then we'll see where it goes.5. I'm a smart a$$. I mean no harm in what I say. If you're too sensitive, keep moving.6. I don't do ***, so don't ask. I don't care how many times a day my friends drop a deuce, what flavor their drink is or what wonderful new achievement one of their 20 kids did this week. I'm not insensitive, it's just that the world doesn't need to see this crap.7. Please be at least mildly attractive. I am not a superficial jacka$$ but there needs to be chemistry. If you have a snaggletooth or look like something from a circus, chances are this is going to progress.8. While I appreciate sarcasm, there's no need to be rude. No, I will not send you a picture of my "junk". Spontaneous

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Andrew from Chester | Man | 28 years old | Scorpio
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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30

    Hi! My name is Andrew. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Chester, Vermont, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Otherworld46G from Chester | Man | 26 years old | Capricorn
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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 20-25

    Hi! My name is Otherworld46G. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Chester, Vermont, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Mordechai from Chester | Man | 36 years old | Scorpio
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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I'm a fit, single father who is extremly outgoing, funny and perfectly sarcastic. Looking for someone to have fun with and laugh that has similar interest and wants to enjoy life as its ment to be. NO DRAMA. Im a reformed fat guy that lost weight but not his personality. Im also really freaking awesome.... That alone is a bonus! LmaoEDIT: I guess the above description is not enough. I take care of myself, my body and my life. Don't mean to be rude but if your over weight, missing teeth, sloppy looking, broke, no car, 6 kids by 6 diff baby daddys, etc.. Don't bother please. I worked my tail off for this ( my life ) and do so on a daily basis. There must be some sort of physical attraction........Physical Attraction is not glue that bonds but it is the ointment that attacts. Are you my crazy girl?????

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