Orson, 38
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Hey! Thanks for visiting my page!If you're here, on a page whereupon I am describing myself, which is hosted on a dating website, we have to assume a couple of things. If these things are NOT true, then please go forth to other sites and do so with my thanks and my blessings.THE ASSUMPTIONS1. You are curious about the prospect of dating me, and2. You would like to meet me face to face, and such a thing is a strong likelihood (i.e., you live within a reasonable distance, are not married, and do not have any STDs).There are no qualifiers that will alter these assumptions. If they don't apply exactly as I've written them and without any lawyerly semantic acrobatics, then... thanks for the look-see, and good luck in your continuing search.If we're good so far, then, by all means, read on!Talk about your hobbies. Alright, you want to know what a dork I am? I play Pathfinder, which is a pen and paper roleplaying game. You would probably be monumentally bored by this activity; it's horrible to watch and listen to, and unless you're into it, is almost as little fun to play. However, we are into it, so for us, it's fun: please don't judge, and please don't think I need you to be involved. It's bi-weekly man time: maybe you could go get done the things you want to do that are torturously boring to me during this time? Also, I read, I write, and I listen to the utter sh*t outta some music. No rap, no country, and no modern pop; outside that, everything from classical to death metal is fair game. That does include Weird Al. More on that later.Talk about your goals and aspirations. Right now, I'm learning my new job as hard and fast as I can. I've been holding my couch in place for more than long enough at this point; I'm ready to get back to the grind and start driving the economy once more. I intend to start doing more business online in the future, too. I'd also like to finish my book. I wish I had put more work into it during my Summer of Unemployment, but I don't think I could've. With nothing going on, the inspiration to create good stories has very little impetus... Pertinent to this, though, I'd like to find someone to fulfill my desire to not be alone. I want to go to work, yes, but I want to come home from work and know that there's something - someONE - there on the not-a-paycheck side of life that's more important than that time; I want to have the life I work for, not the job I live for.Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. This is kind of a laughable request... everything about me is unique.-member; I listen to what I like, regardless of genre; I watch what I like, regardless of its popularity or mass consumption; I eat what I eat, regardless of the opinion or input of the establishment. I identify culturally as a pothead, despite the fact that I no longer smoke pot (and haven't in nearly a decade and a half).; I believe in chivalry, honor, and loyalty, and I earn - meaning that I deserve by virtue of my actions - respect, and I pay that respect back to those who themselves earn it. This isn't complicated, but it does seem to confuse a lot of people. If you have any questions about what I mean by this, by all means, get to know me. It'll come clear in no time.Describe your taste in music. Ready? Have fun. Billy Joel. Creed. Journey. Led Zeppelin. Ozzy Osbourne. Poison. Queen. Stevie Nicks. Sting. Sublime. Tenacious D. The Cars. Train. Weird Al. Sum 41. Supertramp. Survivor. System of a Down. Talking Heads. Tantric. Taproot. Tears for Fears. Ted Nugent. Temple of the Dog. The Temptations. Tesla. Theory of a Deadman. They Might Be Giants. Thin Lizzy. Three Dog Night. Three Doors Down. Thrill Kill Kult. Tone Loc. Tool. Tori Amos. Toto. Twisted Sister. U2. UB40. Ugly Kid Joe. Uncle Cracker. Van Halen. Vangelis. Velvet Revolver. Vertical Horizon. The Verve Pipe. Violent Femmes. War. Warrant. Weezer. White Lion. Whitesnake. White Zombie. The Who. Widespread Panic. Within Temptation. Yes. 2 Live Crew. 4 Non Blondes. .38 Special. A Perfect Circle. AC/DC. Adema. Adiemus. Aerosmith. Afroman. Alanis Morrissette. Alanah Myles. Alien Ant Farm. Apocalyptica. Atreyu. Audioslave. Bad Company. Barenaked Ladies. Beach Boys. Beastie Boys. Bette Midler. Better than Ezra. Billy Idol. Billy Joel. Bolly Ocean. Black Crowes. Black Label Society. Black Sabbath. Blind Guardian. Blind Melon. Blink 182. Blondie. Bloodhound Gang. Blue Man Group. Blue Oyster Cult. Blues Traveler. Bo Bice. Bob Seger. Bon Jovi.; the MGs.****nson.; the Range. Buckcherry. Bush. The Beatles. Cake. Candlebox. Chaka Khan. Cheap Trick. Chevelle. Children of Bodom. Chris Daughtry. Chumbawumba. Cinderella. The Civil Wars. Clannad. Cold. Collective Soul. The Commodores. Counting Crows. Coverdale-Page. Cracker. The Cranberries. Cream. CCR. CSNY. Cyndi Lauper. The Cure. Damn Yankees. Danny Elfman. Danzig. Dashboard Confessional. Days of the New. Deadeye**** Deep Blue Something. Deep Purple. Def Leppard. Default. Dido. Dio. Dire Straits. Disturbed. Drain STH. Drivin' & Cryin. Drowning Pool. Dynamite Hack. The Doors. I ****ing hate that guy. That's quite enough for you to get the idea... I have about 35,***individual songs in my collection, so I probably have you covered. Not much country, not much rap, and not much bubblegum (but a little of each, just to keep the flava.)And so... I took the anger out of my profile and brought it back around so that it's palatable to even the most easily butthurt of Plenty of Fish viewers. I've sweetened the bait back up for ya... Let's see how it works! My roommate just asked me, "What do you want to do tonight?"; I wanna eat a ***pound steak and a baked potato the size of a football and a plate of mashed potatoes loaded with cheese, bacon, chives, bacon, butter, bacon, and gravy so big it'd choke a horse. I want to go rob four banks and two Walmarts, and while we're at Walmart, I want to just roam around that mother****er punching Walmart people in the face, screaming, "Get the **** out of Walmart! *pow* "YOU get the **** out of Walmart!" *bam* "You know what? You stay your disgusting ass IN Walmart!" *whap*I want to go kick in the door of our neighbor whom I've never seen and just go busting in all over their damn apartment, busting sh*t up and pissing the piss of rage all over all their shit. Blanket statement: **** the sh*t out of whatever's in there, be it man, woman, or beast. No mammals? Go for the baked goods.*sigh*Or just update my "dating" profile.
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