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Maddox, 39

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About Me

I like swimming at night. Watching bad movies. Spooning that leads to forking. Fluffy mittens. Honest conversation. Laughing at myself. Laughing at others and then giving them a big heart felt bear hug. Gentle punches to the shoulder that say "Hey...you're a freaking dork but it's ok". Being goofy. Singing loudly (and poorly) in my car. Taking things apart and then forgetting how to put them back together. Cussing like a sailor. Sailing like a trucker. Trucking like a b**ch. Low hanging fruit. White corn, yellow corn, unicorns. The monsters under my bed. The ones in my closet can suck a big one.UPDATE: In an attempt to not waste your time here are a few thoughts:First - I will fall in love with anyone but won't sustain a relationship with those who don't have at least two of the following:1.) You're freaky2.) You have a dark sense of humor3.) You're a little freaky4.) You like to wax philosophic5.) You consider a discussion over quantum mechanics foreplay.6.) You're a tad bit, possibly, maybe freaky.Second - I will fall in love with you and stay in love if you are:1.) Freaky. Seriously, sex should be tender during foreplay and the first 10 minutes, after that it should be a no-holds-barred wrestling match followed by mild PTSD. But...I'm much more fun. ...........................................GAME?.................................... A..............SHALL..............PLAY.................................WE ..................................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Father of four, I love my kids, they are my reason for living, they are my life, and if we are going to turn into anything serious they will be a part of yours also, if you consider children baggage and not a blessing, then move along and good luck in your fishing. I travel for work, if thats a problem Im sorry but I have to make a living and refuse to go on the Obama stay home and let the government take care of you program when I'm perfectly able to work.I love movies, of most types, but I'm a horror movie junkie, especially zombies.I listen to all types of music, rock rap country hip hop reggae metal ska. If its good, ill listen to it.I want to find that someone special, that person I want to grow old with and wants to grow old with me. Im missing my other half that makes me whole.I do my best not to take life seriously, I have a great sense of humor that runs mostly on sarcasm. I like to cut up and have fun at my own expense, and even yours if you leave yourself open for it. If you cant take a joke keep moving, I can take a joke, I love to dish it out and can receive it too.I love tattoos, I only have one right now but plan on getting more. More than that though, I think tattoos on a woman is extremely sexy, they arent a must have but a definite turn on for me. The more personal the better, when you can illustrate important things in your life through ink on your skin it shows emotion, caring, and love for whatever those things are. If we go out and you put me in the friend zone tell me, dont leave me hanging and thinking theres a chance for something real to happen. Ill do the same for you, if I dont feel it, I'll tell you, do the same for me.Ok, heres the deal, EVIL DEAD comes out in april and I need someone to go with me. You must be a horror movie lover because its supposed to be one hell of a horror movie, I cant have someone that wants to leave halfway through lol. If youre interested in seeing it and think you can stand my company for a few hours...dinner, movie, possibly a drink or two after...the write me. If we can get along from now til then talking texting, maybe even a date or two before then if you want, then it would be a pleasure to escort you to the movie. Im a fan of dinner and a movie, or dinner and a couple drinks, or an afternoon at the park is nice...im open to suggestions.

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