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Maddox, 39

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About Me

I like swimming at night. Watching bad movies. Spooning that leads to forking. Fluffy mittens. Honest conversation. Laughing at myself. Laughing at others and then giving them a big heart felt bear hug. Gentle punches to the shoulder that say "Hey...you're a freaking dork but it's ok". Being goofy. Singing loudly (and poorly) in my car. Taking things apart and then forgetting how to put them back together. Cussing like a sailor. Sailing like a trucker. Trucking like a b**ch. Low hanging fruit. White corn, yellow corn, unicorns. The monsters under my bed. The ones in my closet can suck a big one.UPDATE: In an attempt to not waste your time here are a few thoughts:First - I will fall in love with anyone but won't sustain a relationship with those who don't have at least two of the following:1.) You're freaky2.) You have a dark sense of humor3.) You're a little freaky4.) You like to wax philosophic5.) You consider a discussion over quantum mechanics foreplay.6.) You're a tad bit, possibly, maybe freaky.Second - I will fall in love with you and stay in love if you are:1.) Freaky. Seriously, sex should be tender during foreplay and the first 10 minutes, after that it should be a no-holds-barred wrestling match followed by mild PTSD. But...I'm much more fun. ...........................................GAME?.................................... A..............SHALL..............PLAY.................................WE ..................................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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