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Jenochesis54Offline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-28
Hi! My name is Jenochesis54. I am never married other hispanic man with kids from West Hamlin, West Virginia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MertonOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
OK, let's follow their little list. My hobbies include photography (portrait and wedding are my favorites), singing, playing guitar, and travling. My goals and aspirations? Well, one goal is to avoid aspirating, that's for sure! It can lead to all sorts of nasty things - pulmonary aspiration, aspiration pneumonia, etc.. Anyway my goal is to be a full time pro photographer, to see as many places in the world as possible, and to meet you. ;-)Talk about myself and what makes me unique. I'm the sarcastic SOB with the heart of gold. ;-) I also tend to let things roll off my back, and look for the humor in any situation. I can certainly be serious when the need arises, but I try not to sweat the small stuff. I'm very easy going, and appreciate the little things.One of the few things I don't let "roll of my back" is dishonesty. It breeds mistrust, and destroys relationships.My taste in music all over the place. As I'm typing this I'm listening to Pink cover Led Zepplin. Looking forward to seeing TSO later this year, hopefully.I'm looking for someone who appreciates what I have to offer, and who will share life's adventures with me. I'm hoping to find someone who is ready for a relationship, and who doesn't feel the need to date multiple people at the same time. A first date? Depends on what we like. Maybe it's mini golf followed by dinner? Maybe it's a book discussion by our favorite author. Maybe a comedy club? I think it should be something we'll both enjoy, and something that will let us get to know each other.
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RandalOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.