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on 377 reviews
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MerariOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Lets see where to begin.... Things I like to do. I speed skate(on inlines not ice). In the winter theres snowboarding, although I didn't make it up last year. I had to have knee surgery, kind of killed the snowboard season. I really just like to get out have fun, meet new people. I'm looking for someone to get out and have some fun with. I like to try new things at least once and sometimes twice, just to make sure. Spontaneous trips are always fun. I've found some really cool and fun things when I was lost oh, I mean exploring new places. First date??? Describing that would take all the fun out of it. And to be honest I don't know. You can't always go to coffee, that would get old. Dinner and a movie.. oh wait it's not ***.(we need to be able to talk) Sushi, that would be ok too.We'll just have to figure it out.
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ZebulonOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I am an easy going guy that's looking for love and laughter again. I am a new to the online dating thing but I am not much for the bar scene so here I am. Right now, I would love to spend time hanging out, going to movies, grabbing some dinner and a drink, and just having fun getting to know each other. I like to take things slow. In other words, start out as friends and then see where it takes us. If you're looking for someone to marry you next week then I'm not your guy! My passion is art, both creating and viewing. I am a freelance artist and an art *** both children and adults. I enjoy what I do and many tell me it shows!I am independent. I have a spotless record for lifting the seat up and putting it back down! If you love a sense of humor then look no further. If you are void of one then please look elsewhere. Laughter is a key to life and is a vital part of mine. I'm a big kid at heart but I know when to be serious. I have one child, a little girl who means the world to me so I need someone who understands and accepts that she is a huge part of my life. I dance with my daughter in store aisles, I do her nails, and play Barbies. You only get one chance at being a great parent and I make sure that I fulfill that.My hobbies are art, cooking, going to museums, amusement parks, the zoo, concerts/live bands, playing piano/keyboards, composing, photography, working out when I can, spending countless hours in book stores, fishing/camping, watching football (esp. Buckeyes), and doing things at a moment's notice. I'm game for almost anything! As far as music goes, I listen to just about anything. Please be clear that I AM NOT looking for a one night stand, FWB, a maid or a mother. I can handle my business just fine. I believe in treating others with dignity and respect. I don't just hear, I listen. I genuinely care about others and you will often see me putting them before myself. I am faithful, honest, and reliable. I expect the same from anyone involved with my life. Three things that I can't stand: A liar, a cheat, or a thief. If you are any of these please don't contact me. Been there before and I don't intend on starring in the sequel. I would like to find someone that is full of life, fun, and excitement. Race is unimportant to me. Age? Well...I don't want to date someone that could pass for my daughter or my mom. We're all stocked up here! My profile states that I am non-religious. I am somewhat of a spiritual person but I do not attend any particular church. That being said, I have no problems with those who are and you will never hear me criticize you about your beliefs. My ideal first date would be going to the Short North Gallery Hop. There is so much to see and do so it's a great way to break the ice. If art is not your thing, just say the word. I am up for almost anything at a moment's notice!
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RandalOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.