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IkeOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Alright I hate writing these things. So here it goes Im a goofball all the way through, I enjoy motorcycles playing darts, anything zombies. I have done run for your lives twice and will probaly do it again next year its totally fun. I try to to go to the gym but I should go more and eat better but I enjoy life and I am active. I can do pretty much anything from a fire in the back yard to a night out on the town. alright if I sound like someone you'd like to get to know send me a message I don't bite hard. My idea of a first date...I would pick you up and we would go for a long ride on my motorcycle out in the country. There is nothing like the purr of the engine and the blowing wind! Then a bite to eat - I love BBQ, you can't be shy about BBQ sauce on your lips haha!!! Maybe at that point a walk to get some dessert and conversation. Then the nice ride home or if we choose, off to another destination. It's up to you at that point.Of course I am always open for suggestions. If there is a restaurant you would love to go to, or something else you would like to do, please let me know. I aim to please!!!
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DriskollOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
This is always the part that is hard to write about...I've come to realize that being on this dating site can be fun and at the same time aggravating. It seems that certain profiles I read tend to say the same thing. She will write that she is looking for someone who is honest and loyal, no cheaters, not into games...I am looking for the same thing. I don't tell woman this because it's what they want to hear. As for being lied to, I have been down that road before and it is not fun, believe me. I know that a big part of this, for most people, is just looking at who has the hottest pictures. That is the way it begins, right. First you see the visual aspect and you are attracted to someone, then you hope you have the courage to open your mouth and hope to God that you don't sound like an idiot. I can see that it is a lot easier to say what you want, typing on a keyboard, staring at a picture and hoping that is what they really look like. I know there are a lot of guys who probably say a lot of stupid things and sometimes disrespectful. I know because I have read a lot of complaints. I also know they wouldn't have the guts to say these things to their faces. That is what brings me to my point. I am not on here to waste any woman's time. I am serious about actually meeting someone in person and going out on a date, and seeing if there is a possibility for something more. I hope by reading this, you can see how honest I can be and that I have a positive outlook in finding someone on this wonderful thing we call the internet...
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RandalOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.