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MinhOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
"Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault...;With the overload of guys all messaging the same women on this thing, how does one stand out? I'm hoping poetry is the answer. Here goes...I'll welcome you to read my poetic profile,and don't have to tell you, this took me a while.You will certainly see I’ve got the gift of a rhyme,and hope you're impressed that I put in the time.For me, being on here began with a wish,but now I'm quite sick of this Plenty of Fish.All I really want is one really cool girl,so I remain on here, thought I'd give it a whirl.But I'm finding hurt women in need of a fix,and that most of the men I'm told think with their d***s.I've tried writing profiles that were witty when read,but the women they attracted were like a gun to my head.I’m finding it difficult, in breaking the ice,because no one seems interested, and no one seems nice.I'm tempted to ask if a pick up line works,or if they give the impression that men are all jerks.I know everyone has "want lists" and personal taste,but I’ve been putting in effort. I don’t copy and paste.I’m constantly trying to attract you to me,but experience tells me, more often you'll flee.For so many women expect a white knight,it becomes too frustrating to put up a fight.With most of the women demanding perfection,and most of the men boasting healthy erections.It's no wonder frustration sets in like it does,when one looks for sex and the other for love.I'm not gonna cliff dive, or jump out of a plane,no offence to thrill seekers, but I think you're insane.I have no wierd piercings, nor any tattoos,I don't smoke or do drugs, and go light on the booze.Don’t you find it frustrating, always spinning your wheels?With unfaithful men who don’t care how you feel.I'm hoping there's someone worth putting in time,in the hopes that one day, she's gonna be mine.I’m hoping you’re pretty with some great sex appeal,now don’t be a hater, this is just how I feel.I like women who are friendly, outgoing and fit,and I have to be honest, has a butt that won’t quit.I work in marketing and have written some books,am witty and friendly with boyish good looks!I like to take care of my mind and my bod,have a great sense of humor, both quirky and odd.I’m prepared to move slowly and your trust I will earn,it’s my hopes to start something that will lead to long term.I'm sure I'm not the first to be so poetic,just hoping you don't think of this as pathetic.So you’ve read my profile and if you like what you see, it’s time to decide if you’ll get back to me!Very easy going, down to earth guy looking for the same in a woman. I'm creative, friendly, witty (obviously), and genuine. I work in Marketing, am an accomplished photographer and have written a few published and near published books. Don't know what else I need to say (or can say) to entice you to want to know more so I'll stop now. Looking forward to hearing from you.*** Due to the responses, it's become painfully obvious that I have to be a little more clear about what I'm looking for ***I'd prefer if you were:- Caucasian- Attractive/Slim/Fit/Athletic- Attractive/Slim/Fit/Athletic (Yes, I have to write this twice because people don't seem to read it the first time)- NOT a bible thumper- NOT a crazy cat ladyI would also prefer if you were mobile (ie: have a car) and although I appreciate the kind words on my profile, I'd kinda like to limit messages to those who fit the bill... So PLEASE (I'm actually begging here), if we aren't a match, please don't feel the need to contact me. Men don't get the overload of messages women get out here, so a message that starts, "I know I'm not your type, but...", is kind of a major let down (I get far too many of them). I apologize if this sounds a bit harsh but, wow.And yes, I know I bare a slight resemblance to GSP (actually, he looks like me!) No need to point it out anymore :)Oh, and I hope you can overlook the fact that I used the word "erection" in my poem (I needed a rhyme! ***!!!***Put this on your***!!!***profile if you***!!!***know of someone---!!!!!!!!!!!!!***that died while***!!!***waiting for their***!!!***perfect match on***!!!***meetville.
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CarrolOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
My goal is to meet you ! If you are a sincere individual with the same intentions.Thank you for taking the time to read my profile.I definitely do not fit into any one category. I'm an original, that is genuine and honest,two things we seem to be lacking in this day and age.I'm hoping for a better ***, and getting off here permanently, hopefully you are too.I like to workout, but not into myself , I enjoy quiet nights in or a night on the town, dinner and movie, or who knows?I should also add I really don't watch any traditional sports, I read enough about them to carry a conversation , but rarely watch. I do enjoy extreme sports, UFC and motorcycle racing would top my list.No Sundays watching football, hockey, baseball or basketball for me. I put a lot of effort into staying fit and try to be active at least five days a week, so being active on your part is also important to me.I am looking for a very special woman… someone active, intelligent, funny and sexy. Someone who I can call my best friend. The older I get the more I realize how much the little things matter, and those are what I'm looking for. You will also have to be motivated and ambitious or we will probably not be a good matchIf you would like to know more , feel free to ask. Please no "hey" ***, put something meaningful together, that lets me know you have actually read my profile. One more thing, I hate the " want's to meet" you option, if you really wanted to meet me wouldn't you just send an *** in your search. Something simple to start like a coffee, a walk , who knows?
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RoloOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Honest, caring and passionate looking for the same type.I consider myself to be positive and open-minded. I love to laugh and have fun but I am also serious when it is important. I enjoy meeting people from different cultures and backgrounds. . . looking for a woman that has a positive and up-beat personality, someone authentic, intelligent and respectful with a great sense of humor, a person that I can see having a family with. Usually, people are comfortable being around me as I am not judgmental and I genuinely listen to them. Life is all about taking chances. If you’re curious to know more about me, don’t hesitate, send me a message and I promise to respond. We can meet at a coffee place or maybe in a lounge, somewhere were we can talk, and if there is chemistry and attraction then we can take it from there.