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Clarke, 38
United States, Tennessee, Wartburg

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About Me

Decidedly awesome, indeed rather humorous, master cuddler seeks someone...........well............appropriately awesome. Not looking for anything more than to meet some great people, and see what happens. No pressure on You, nor I.I like to get my boogie on, like seriously till I'm dripping in sweat. I always have something fun to do(thanks to a really great crew, or posse of enablers if you will). I don't need to party all the time though, just as happy grabbing a quick drink, or chilling at home. Have been known to speak with many an accent, and have the uncanny ability to say very ridiculous things with a straight face. Making others(or just me) laugh is practically my reason for living. If I rip on you a little bit, it's just cause I like you. I have a healthily quick wit, and am a master coiner of phrases/smoosher of words.I try and hit as many summer festivals as possible as they allow me to indulge in copious amounts of dancing, and at the same time re-connect with nature. That and I get to wear silly costumes! I love Breakbeat(the filthier the better!), Sexy House, Glitchy stuff, Electro Disco, D n' B Hip-hop, Jazz, Classical, Folk, Prog, and almost everything else in between(but not psytrance or country!). I rarely listen to the radio, but when I do it's CJSR all the way!I am a very solid, honest, loyal person, and have been described by one of my best friends as the awesome-est guy she knows(with 8 real reasons why, that I won't go into here). I don't take myself too seriously, but I can be serious when the situation calls for it. Cheating is absolutely not an option for me, and while I may come across a little smooth in conversation, and enjoy a good-natured flirt, I am in no way a "player"(in my early 20's, maybe I was lol).Likes in a woman: dark or mostly dark hair, self-assuredness, self-respect, soft skin(that's an easy one), natural-ish eyebrows(not over-plucked to the point of a tattoo of eyebrows being the next logical step; not that I don't like tattoos full-stop), silly dance moves, ability to make me laugh, ability to make me purrrr, ability to provoke thought, ability to keep your shiz together after a few drinks, someone who actually rides their bicycle often. Oh and glasses are super sexy! Will one day rule the world, perhaps you should like to join me? MwhahahahahahahahahaPeople will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is. Not exactly sure what we would do on a first date, but I am quite certain we won't be doing IT. Not that I don't like it, just not so much on a 1st date.update: I do actually know where I would take you but I won't spoil the secret , and I suppose I shouldn't rule out anything, even it

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Funk American French Portuguese Spanish Vietnamese Adult Animation Drama American Football Archery
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