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Clarke, 38
United States, Tennessee, Wartburg

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About Me

Decidedly awesome, indeed rather humorous, master cuddler seeks someone...........well............appropriately awesome. Not looking for anything more than to meet some great people, and see what happens. No pressure on You, nor I.I like to get my boogie on, like seriously till I'm dripping in sweat. I always have something fun to do(thanks to a really great crew, or posse of enablers if you will). I don't need to party all the time though, just as happy grabbing a quick drink, or chilling at home. Have been known to speak with many an accent, and have the uncanny ability to say very ridiculous things with a straight face. Making others(or just me) laugh is practically my reason for living. If I rip on you a little bit, it's just cause I like you. I have a healthily quick wit, and am a master coiner of phrases/smoosher of words.I try and hit as many summer festivals as possible as they allow me to indulge in copious amounts of dancing, and at the same time re-connect with nature. That and I get to wear silly costumes! I love Breakbeat(the filthier the better!), Sexy House, Glitchy stuff, Electro Disco, D n' B Hip-hop, Jazz, Classical, Folk, Prog, and almost everything else in between(but not psytrance or country!). I rarely listen to the radio, but when I do it's CJSR all the way!I am a very solid, honest, loyal person, and have been described by one of my best friends as the awesome-est guy she knows(with 8 real reasons why, that I won't go into here). I don't take myself too seriously, but I can be serious when the situation calls for it. Cheating is absolutely not an option for me, and while I may come across a little smooth in conversation, and enjoy a good-natured flirt, I am in no way a "player"(in my early 20's, maybe I was lol).Likes in a woman: dark or mostly dark hair, self-assuredness, self-respect, soft skin(that's an easy one), natural-ish eyebrows(not over-plucked to the point of a tattoo of eyebrows being the next logical step; not that I don't like tattoos full-stop), silly dance moves, ability to make me laugh, ability to make me purrrr, ability to provoke thought, ability to keep your shiz together after a few drinks, someone who actually rides their bicycle often. Oh and glasses are super sexy! Will one day rule the world, perhaps you should like to join me? MwhahahahahahahahahaPeople will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is. Not exactly sure what we would do on a first date, but I am quite certain we won't be doing IT. Not that I don't like it, just not so much on a 1st date.update: I do actually know where I would take you but I won't spoil the secret , and I suppose I shouldn't rule out anything, even it

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Funk American French Portuguese Spanish Vietnamese Adult Animation Drama American Football Archery
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    Looking for: woman. In age: 21-41

    Hi! My name is Loganclark. I am never married other mixed man without kids from Wartburg, Tennessee, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Long from Wartburg | Man | 39 years old | Capricorn
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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Well, hello there. Thanks for clicking on my profile. I will keep this as simple as possible. My last one was a book. I live a 80% healthy and a 20% "why not" life style. I am energentic, witty is an under statement, a bit of a cartoon character when feeling silly. So just be aware of that. I had a pretty crazy wild life style, many years back. Time goes by so fast. I am well known around the GTA, so maybe someone you know knew me. Has some stories. Take them with a grain of salt, are they true, partially true? It may seem like yesterday, but my party days were years ago. past is in the past. Try being mature and asking me before judging. I never lie, and have no secrets. open book. Honest to a fault. I still like a night out dancing once in awhile, I am good at it :-) but cottage life, social events like sport event, concert etc, small get togethers with good friends, simple bite and a show, or a romantic playfull night in are all just fine with me. I like a versitile life. I have been a Step Dad before and was damn good at it. So you having kids is fine. Just no spoiled, temper tramping kids please.I have no baggage with ex's and if your ex's are not well in your past, than I will not be in your present or future. I am a very affectionate guy, cuddling, holding hands, romantic surprises are a given. I treat my partners like angels. But, I like the same in return. My Gf will be number one.I am working on getting some pics without me in a uniform or costume. All the pics of me in dressier cloths are not on my phone. understand?****YOUR PIS....if they are all from 50 feet away, group shots where I have to look for you, or sitting on a horse etc. Not my favorite ones. First dates to me are not that big of a deal. I find a simple low key date is the best. A simple meeting somewhere for a drink and a bite to eat. By the time we go on the first date, we have seen each others pictures, inboxed, talked on the phone so we have a pretty good idea what to expect. It is ore or less to see if we are what we look like in pics, lol. And in my opinion, more or less the interview portion to see if I and you qualify for the position of a second date ;-) Bring a resume please, lol. It is the second date where I put in an effort to impress you and show you my true colors and how sincere and thoughtful I am. Show you that I payed attention to the little things you said you liked. And surprise you with something or some how show you that I did pay attention. Show you how I listened to what your interest and likes are. That is the date that you will see the type of guy I can be.

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  • Enzo from Wartburg | Man | 39 years old | Aries
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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I don't want this to sound bad however if you are average then be average if you have a few extra pounds then say it people we are all here for the same thing, honesty is important full pictures not head shots.i like average to athletic women.Hi mark here, i thought i would try this out and see where it takes me. I'am self employed, i love the out doors enjoy walks. Enjoy the lake, campingl. Skiing. Enjoy car shows etc. Bon fires are always a great way to relax. Winter walks, summer walks. I enjoy road trips been getting into travelling. i enjoy all types of music, i'm looking for a great woman that is honest and want's to have a relationship. i enjoy kid's so kids are not a problem. life is meant to be with 2 and kids that's what i want is to just be happy and have happy people around me. so i hope this site works and i find you. i can promise you one thing honesty no bs. and tonns of respect..k that's 3 things. lol First date hmmmm, well a great dinner a glass of wine. I feel great conversation is important. Would like to just have a relaxed dinner. Maybe afterwards a nice walk, or a movie? I feel a first date is always short just to make sure both of us are comfortable. It's really the second date that counts.

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