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TimmyOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Other than "Blondes who play the base", this has to be the best photo on *** can I say, they had me at HERRO ;-pNow imagine those little guys singing the following song, along with a cute blonde playing the base, an open bar, and me in charge of the remote… well, I’d think that heaven DOES damn well *** who am I kidding? Where am I going to find a cute blonde?...I guess you can always ‘Try’. But hey, let’s face it. I don’t think I’m getting anywhere closer to THOSE ‘’ anytime soon, am I now? (Just having to fight through 'security', and the crowds of adoring fans, it's exhausting!) *** just wrote a killer new profile: funny and engaging, profound and inspiring; an epic poem really; the kind that would make you one day gather all your great-grandchildren around and tell them all about it, with the hope that they in turn would tell this epic tale to their future generations, and so on, and so on. Unfortunately, I forgot to hit the damn ‘Update’ button, and now that AMAZING profile is lost forever. Sickening, I know. The world’s a lesser place for it now, believe me. [sigh]Oh well, you can always tell them about my Interests ;-)...I chose Princess from the “personality in one word” pull-down menu; looks like Jackass has been trademarked. :-S...I think the majority of people on meetville (and in society at large) need to “grow a pair”, whichever respective 'pair' that may be - and for some on HERE I do stop and wonder. :-/With respect to the online venue… Well, keyboard, monitor and mouse, smartphones and apps - along with social networking sites like this - are all wonderful tools for connection, but, be wary of illusions, ‘elisions’ and artful elusions. I know I am :-)!! The best advice when online dating (and good advice for life in general): "Don't let the fools build you up. Don't let the b*stards grind you down." Don't let the numbers mislead you. And most importantly… Beware of ‘All Things Shiny’. The question is … Are you? What the hell else are we going to do? We're getting our heads shaved of course! You are joining our 'commune', aren't you? [I'll have you know that you are legally bound, once I get an agreement to meet either verbally or in text. So yeah, you might wanna say goodbye to the loved ones, it’s kind of a commitment.]Actually, this season I’m proud to say we’ll all be donning cornrows; both as a team-building exercise, and you know, to get in the spirit of the holidays. ;-p--
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NewtonOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Ok what kind of guy am I ? well i am what i need to be when i need to be it, sorry but im not writing a book and theres is no possible way i could describe myself accurately or do i want to give out too much information on an online website. you want to know? ...ask!Now what kind of girl am i looking for ? i think its easier to say what im not looking for...games number one , i want someone who knows there's a time and place for everything, i'm not into the bad ass girls with piercings and tattoos although a well placed and designed tattoo is kinda sexy , tattoos on breasts ...defo not sexy , piercings on face nipples or down there is not sexy, maybe when i was 18 lol but not now.I need a girl who is considerate , passionate and sexy in her own way. I could go on and on and read all your profiles but hey let's face it all i'm gona see is your good points and most of the time it's all BS, why would anyone say bad things about themselves if they're trying to sell themselves ? No one is perfect ...so with that said i'm not going to write anymore about that , if your curious about me then send a message. If i dont answer then i'm not interested or i think your fake , in which case i am not interested lol....if youve made it this far then i must have your interest. So a little more about me, i truely am a genuinly nice guy but i by no means allow ppl to walk on me for very long, i'm the guy my friends turn to when they need help and i'm the guy that will always help out , i know i might sound like a sinycal a hole but just trying to weed out some baddies :) happy fishing ladies and good luck :)Oh and one more thing , my profile says i do drugs , and yes i smoke pot...nothing else just weed :) i may be a pothead but im not a liar nor do i feel the need to missrepresent myself in order to find a girl thanks for reading i havnt used this site in awhile now , nothing has changed....i should clarify those pics are from my "mancave" that i build on the back side of my property , i do own a house but thats where i work out and keep my collectibles , despite the hat i am not a facist nazi lol but i do collect war memorabilia. P.S. to all you married girls trying to get some action on the side...do not message me because I WILL tell your husbands...have some respect for yourself and the ones who love you ...if your not happy then get out or get with it and do something to make your relationship work. Nothing is more disgusting to me then a cheater. anything goes here, i have fun no matter what i do :)
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LambertOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Second star to the right and straight on 'till morning! Now that you know where I'm going I'll invite you along for a short ride. Afterall, you have to be willing to chase stars in order to hold your dreams. Life is for the Laughing! Although it has thrown me curveballs, I make a mean Lemonade! (And an abomination of metaphors as well)I am light-hearted with a strong sense of chivalry and honesty tempered with passion and wit. Being different has it's rewards as I count myself as one of the lucky ones who can say they earn their living doing what they love. Running a business and a home is a challenge on my time but it is a passion that spreads through to all of the aspects of my life, especially as a father of two and there is plenty to share with those who are close to me. I enjoy meeting like minded people who can carry a conversation with intelligence and wit. Charm is always a bonus but no pressure! It is not whether you have fallen that I am interested in most. It is how you picked yourself up that is the true essence of your character. That is my biggest turn on, character. I live honestly and will answer anything you have to ask with the same. Carefull though, truth can be wonderfully overwhelming if your willing to embrace it! A simple meeting for a coffee will do fine. Anything that involves access to an open conversation. let's start with coffee or a drink.