SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AlfridOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
About Me.... I'm a sweetheart :-*More descript? OK thenI'm using this site to expand my resources because you just never know unless you try.I keep it real. I'm always honest, It's a value thing. Other values I cherish are my good friends and my awesome supportive family. Their typically in the same circle. More to come soon, it's dinner time :)(fish fry, mmm)I'm back... Ok, where were we?I work hard but I have enough time and more than enough energy to make a special someone smile. It's hard to describe what kind of guy I am because I'm very diversified and open. I love the peace and tranquility of the country but I can also appreciate the excitement and energy of a night in the big city. But my home will always be someplace very quiet.What do I want? I already love life. I've explored many places, experienced many things, taken chances (non jail worthy) well there was that one time in tijuana haha... jk.I got my crap together. I make decisions that benefit and increase my quality of life therefore I'm looking for a positive, smart woman to complete what I already have. I believe everything good grows so a good relationship develops from friendship. I'm a bit old fashioned. I typically prefer making the first move. Chivalry is very much alive and well. I enjoy treating a lady like, a lady. It's my pleasure. I'm a good guy, not a nice guy. Nice guys seems to get walked on. I don't allow that, nor do I allow it to happen to people close to me.Tengo gran corazón! ***UpdateAfter much consideration I've come to the conclusion online dating is flawed. On a physiological level it is missing everything important. A picture and a message is lacking the key ingredients for chemistry. Body language, tonality, smell, proper eye contact, mystery and in many circumstances its missing honesty. We're in a different world of dating now but we still have that primitive part of the brain guiding us with missing information. So ladies, please keep that in mind while you're reviewing your prospects. Part of those values is self respect and class. First date will be a sit down dinner and maybe a walk later, get to know each other and see how we clique.
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SelbyOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
-out on the beach, playing drinking games, backyard bonfires, Tosh.0, going on weekend cruises, and makin' an occasional Vegas run...... candle light, Italian food, a bottle of red wine, and some laughs..............or maybe just meet for a happy hour drink
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AlbyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
She would be betwen 5' 2"- 5' 6" Ur too Fat anyway- I don't wanna Be SmotherCated. Definition- Sizes: ***Perfect, ***a lil thick is ok, 11 & up ur Fat OMG do something about it.I don't "Date" fat chicks... You might be a fat chick! If you take a pic of yourself and your lower bisep blocks the view of what is behind you... You might be a fat chick! If people won't invite you over for dinner... You might be a fat chick! If your friends won't give you a ride bc of high fuel costs... You might be a fat chick! If you can hide Drugs in your Belly Button... You might be a fat chick! If you could Easily get away with Steeling a Tire from an Auto Parts Store... You might be a fat chick!;[G'in'?][Ooh yeah]You're lookin' at her from the rear [Yeah]She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,But the X-rated video queen,Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A'ight, here's the scene:You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,The booty's two feet from your head:Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,C, tell her that you want her love,Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.So you're freakin' [freakin'], the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,In this situation, what do you do: [What?]A, you, plain and simply, back up off herB, you hit it just a little bit softer,C, you take it out and put it in het butt,Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the doorNow they can't see me any more.Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and thecherries,Then I go through all the fly positions:My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,And before anybody gets a chance to speak,I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!' I think for a first date, id maybe like to go to dinner, anywhere is good. Be in a nice friendly environment and see where the conversation/ chemistry brings us.