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OdinOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Im newly divorced, and looking to meet some new people. Im not looking for a serious relationship at this time, but I also am not going to run away if I happened to meet the perfect woman.Im looking for a sexy, fun, adventureous woman who likes to try new things. A woman thats open minded, a little crazy, sarcastic or a big goofball like me. Someone that enjoys going out sometimes, but who is also just as comfortable staying home watching a movie or reading a book. If you dont have a bit of a wild side (it doesnt have to be extreme, but it has to be there) we probably wont be a great match.Im a little old fashioned in some ways. I like to open doors for women, shovel the old woman next doors sidewalk in the winter, stuff like that. In others Im contemporary... I dont mind paying for dates, but if your to broke to be able to afford to pay sometimes also, or just expect a man to pay for everything, we arent gonna click. I love a woman that likes to dress up in high heels and a sexy dress sometimes, but who is also just as comfortable in jeans and a cool T-shirt going to a local summer festival/fair. If your 'high maintenance', please pass me by (and by high maintenance I do not mean a woman that likes to have her hair and nails done and look good). Im a very laid back, go with the flow kinda guy, but if everything is about 'me me me' or you always have lots of drama, please count me out.I am a little on the quiet side in person, but am not shy at all. I would describe myself as a combination of geek, jock, dork, rockstar, goofball, adrenaline junky, athlete, and a bit of a smartass. I am most attracted to women who share those qualitys. Someone who takes care of themselves, but isnt afraid to eat a bunch of bacon or have a few drinks. Someone that likes to try new and exciting things. Ive done skydiving once and want to do it again. Ive street luged and would do that again. I want to go zip lining sometime, maybe try spelunking. I also want to try surfing, scuba diving, and anything else that is active, exciting and strikes my fancy. I just did a Warrior Dash for the first time in June ***loved it), and want to do a tough mudder either later this year or next year. Whats the perfect first date? It totally depends on the two people who are going on it. Maybe its burgers, beers and good conversation at a small bar. Maybe its a romantic dinner with wine, maybe its mini golf, or skydiving. Mostly its about getting to know the person your meeting. So someplace we can talk, then depending on how it goes, we can always extend the date or have another one.
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AlbyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
She would be betwen 5' 2"- 5' 6" Ur too Fat anyway- I don't wanna Be SmotherCated. Definition- Sizes: ***Perfect, ***a lil thick is ok, 11 & up ur Fat OMG do something about it.I don't "Date" fat chicks... You might be a fat chick! If you take a pic of yourself and your lower bisep blocks the view of what is behind you... You might be a fat chick! If people won't invite you over for dinner... You might be a fat chick! If your friends won't give you a ride bc of high fuel costs... You might be a fat chick! If you can hide Drugs in your Belly Button... You might be a fat chick! If you could Easily get away with Steeling a Tire from an Auto Parts Store... You might be a fat chick!;[G'in'?][Ooh yeah]You're lookin' at her from the rear [Yeah]She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,But the X-rated video queen,Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A'ight, here's the scene:You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,The booty's two feet from your head:Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,C, tell her that you want her love,Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.So you're freakin' [freakin'], the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,In this situation, what do you do: [What?]A, you, plain and simply, back up off herB, you hit it just a little bit softer,C, you take it out and put it in het butt,Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the doorNow they can't see me any more.Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and thecherries,Then I go through all the fly positions:My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,And before anybody gets a chance to speak,I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!' I think for a first date, id maybe like to go to dinner, anywhere is good. Be in a nice friendly environment and see where the conversation/ chemistry brings us.
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TreyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Gawwlee..It seems like women these. Days has such crazy unreachable standards....What happened to the good ole girls that liked a man for being fatefully honest with a sense of humor?..I'd really like to make more friends. I like hanging out with a woman with well mannered kids who is missing a piece of the puzzle who would like have someone to do stuff with..movies,park, walking.. open for new experiences.. fun stuff