Terah

• Deep River
• Connecticut
• United States

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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

Hello and welcome to what has been universally accepted as the best profile on meetville. I invite you to read on, but beware for this little piece of heaven has made even the strongest women weak at the knees.I'm looking for a kind, easy-going, thoughtful person who likes to laugh. I don't know if there are any out there...but my dream girl doesn't have any tattoos.Things you might like about me: i'm kind, honest, responsible, reliable, debt-free, funny, fit, tall, have a good career, loyal, creative, i dont mkae splling mstakees, and I make a mean breakfast....i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez how do I edit this thing?Physically I'm a specimen. I can lift three canned hams over my head. I have big feet and I could probably beat you at arm and/or thumb wrestling.Things you might not like about me: i don't have a full head of hair anymore, i'm scared of spiders, and i like my bedroom really cold...i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez.Things you might go either way on: I'm a grown man but god love me I still get really flustered by beautiful women. So, if we meet and I'm awkward and unable to speak, it means I think you're real pretty.My Gramps taught me all the secrets of being a gentleman. For example, never argue with her parents, never keep her waiting, always make a huge deal of her birthday, walk on the outside of the sidewalk to protect her from traffic puddles. I've got millions of them.Yes, i'm a great fella. But why take my word for it? Here's what the critics are saying...The perfect family fella. The feel-good fella of the season! Your heart will be singing and your spirit will soar! Funny, thoughtful and the most heart-felt fella you'll see this season! Awesome, fun, funny with action sequences that will leave you breathless, but gasping for more. Intelligent! Satisfying! Intense and relentlessly suspenseful! Awesome! Non-stop, nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat action and suspense!Four stars. He throbs with fierce action and suspense. Intense! A relentless thriller.Razor-sharp! He will jolt you with his edginess & originality. Super hot. He sizzles with sexiness! An explosive masterpiece tailor-made for those who love ultra-cool high energy action! A rare original. A truly inventive and totally wacky fella of love. A real find. Intense, powerful, intelligent and compelling! A wonderfully funny surprise...Witty, inventive, original. A final note here. Most important of all, I'm looking for a woman who will kill the spider in the bathroom for me. First date: walk around Deer Lake.Second date: walk around Deer Lake holding hands.Third date: walk around Deer Lake, sit on bench for a li'l smooch, people walk by saying 'ah young love.'Fourth date: skinny dip in Deer Lake.Fifth date: arrested for skinny dipping in Deer Lake.Sixth date: bust out of jail together, flee from the authorities, get married in Vegas.Seventh date: your choice...

Awsome

• Deep River
• Connecticut
• United States

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Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31

Hi! My name is Awsome. I am never married agnostic asian man without kids from Deep River, Connecticut, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Elsdon

• Deep River
• Connecticut
• United States

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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

Here’s a little bit of the nitty gritty about me to weed out some of the riff­raff. First and foremost, I am a proud single (yes, really single, not internet dating website single) father of the absolute best 7 yr old boy on the planet. Still there? Ok, cool. So I was being a wise ass about the absolute best boy comment, as I know some of you will challenge me on that, but seriously he is pretty awesome. While being a father and raising my son correctly is the single most important thing to me, it is not the only thing that defines me. Trying to stay out of the penalty box during an ice hockey game or flying down a two foot wide trail at 35 mph on my mountain bike are a couple of my favorite ways to get my blood pumping. Hiking, camping and fishing are a few more of my favorite pastimes. To relax, I love to take the cap off my jeep and take a drive out east or out onto the outer beach. I love my friends and family and they are a huge part of my life. No longer into the bar scene but I love a good dinner whether at a nice restaurant or on paper plates at a secret hole in the wall restaurant with insane food. I don't really cook but I can make a mean burger on the grill. I will say though that I do dishes better then...better then...damn it, I can’t think of a witty synonym for a super duper strong dishwasher. You get the point. It's hard to put my ideal woman into perspective using words, because I have yet to meet her. I can say personality is most important to me. Also, someone that possesses wit and intelligence, has a sense of humor that pushes boundaries and does not easily get offended, believes sarcasm is a spice of life and takes care of herself mentally and physically. Someone who cares more about who she is with then where she is, down to earth, trustworthy, affectionate, and who thinks about me as much as I will think about her. I would say that these are the attributes I look for in the perfect woman for me. I want to stare in your eyes like a weirdo, and kick your feet to try and trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open the doors for me and if you're lucky I'll get the tip at dinner...Seriously though, that’s tough to say at this point. I'd rather come up with something we'll both enjoy after speaking on the phone. I can guarantee one thing though, that whatever we decide will be the best time EVER.