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Terah, 40

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About Me

Hello and welcome to what has been universally accepted as the best profile on meetville. I invite you to read on, but beware for this little piece of heaven has made even the strongest women weak at the knees.I'm looking for a kind, easy-going, thoughtful person who likes to laugh. I don't know if there are any out there...but my dream girl doesn't have any tattoos.Things you might like about me: i'm kind, honest, responsible, reliable, debt-free, funny, fit, tall, have a good career, loyal, creative, i dont mkae splling mstakees, and I make a mean breakfast....i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez how do I edit this thing?Physically I'm a specimen. I can lift three canned hams over my head. I have big feet and I could probably beat you at arm and/or thumb wrestling.Things you might not like about me: i don't have a full head of hair anymore, i'm scared of spiders, and i like my bedroom really cold...i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez.Things you might go either way on: I'm a grown man but god love me I still get really flustered by beautiful women. So, if we meet and I'm awkward and unable to speak, it means I think you're real pretty.My Gramps taught me all the secrets of being a gentleman. For example, never argue with her parents, never keep her waiting, always make a huge deal of her birthday, walk on the outside of the sidewalk to protect her from traffic puddles. I've got millions of them.Yes, i'm a great fella. But why take my word for it? Here's what the critics are saying...The perfect family fella. The feel-good fella of the season! Your heart will be singing and your spirit will soar! Funny, thoughtful and the most heart-felt fella you'll see this season! Awesome, fun, funny with action sequences that will leave you breathless, but gasping for more. Intelligent! Satisfying! Intense and relentlessly suspenseful! Awesome! Non-stop, nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat action and suspense!Four stars. He throbs with fierce action and suspense. Intense! A relentless thriller.Razor-sharp! He will jolt you with his edginess & originality. Super hot. He sizzles with sexiness! An explosive masterpiece tailor-made for those who love ultra-cool high energy action! A rare original. A truly inventive and totally wacky fella of love. A real find. Intense, powerful, intelligent and compelling! A wonderfully funny surprise...Witty, inventive, original. A final note here. Most important of all, I'm looking for a woman who will kill the spider in the bathroom for me. First date: walk around Deer Lake.Second date: walk around Deer Lake holding hands.Third date: walk around Deer Lake, sit on bench for a li'l smooch, people walk by saying 'ah young love.'Fourth date: skinny dip in Deer Lake.Fifth date: arrested for skinny dipping in Deer Lake.Sixth date: bust out of jail together, flee from the authorities, get married in Vegas.Seventh date: your choice...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    Does anyone actually take time to read these? I'am A 38yr old, free spirit- easy going laid back male. I'am in good shape and work on my tan any chance i get. Is there any one on here in the program(friend of Bill W. i mean)! Tired of meeting people that feel the need to drink to have a good time! Whats a matter with just Coffee and energy drinks! Ive always wanted 2do grouse Grind,(everyone i know ends up chickening out)!! just a idea!

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