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TerahOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hello and welcome to what has been universally accepted as the best profile on meetville. I invite you to read on, but beware for this little piece of heaven has made even the strongest women weak at the knees.I'm looking for a kind, easy-going, thoughtful person who likes to laugh. I don't know if there are any out there...but my dream girl doesn't have any tattoos.Things you might like about me: i'm kind, honest, responsible, reliable, debt-free, funny, fit, tall, have a good career, loyal, creative, i dont mkae splling mstakees, and I make a mean breakfast....i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez how do I edit this thing?Physically I'm a specimen. I can lift three canned hams over my head. I have big feet and I could probably beat you at arm and/or thumb wrestling.Things you might not like about me: i don't have a full head of hair anymore, i'm scared of spiders, and i like my bedroom really cold...i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez.Things you might go either way on: I'm a grown man but god love me I still get really flustered by beautiful women. So, if we meet and I'm awkward and unable to speak, it means I think you're real pretty.My Gramps taught me all the secrets of being a gentleman. For example, never argue with her parents, never keep her waiting, always make a huge deal of her birthday, walk on the outside of the sidewalk to protect her from traffic puddles. I've got millions of them.Yes, i'm a great fella. But why take my word for it? Here's what the critics are saying...The perfect family fella. The feel-good fella of the season! Your heart will be singing and your spirit will soar! Funny, thoughtful and the most heart-felt fella you'll see this season! Awesome, fun, funny with action sequences that will leave you breathless, but gasping for more. Intelligent! Satisfying! Intense and relentlessly suspenseful! Awesome! Non-stop, nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat action and suspense!Four stars. He throbs with fierce action and suspense. Intense! A relentless thriller.Razor-sharp! He will jolt you with his edginess & originality. Super hot. He sizzles with sexiness! An explosive masterpiece tailor-made for those who love ultra-cool high energy action! A rare original. A truly inventive and totally wacky fella of love. A real find. Intense, powerful, intelligent and compelling! A wonderfully funny surprise...Witty, inventive, original. A final note here. Most important of all, I'm looking for a woman who will kill the spider in the bathroom for me. First date: walk around Deer Lake.Second date: walk around Deer Lake holding hands.Third date: walk around Deer Lake, sit on bench for a li'l smooch, people walk by saying 'ah young love.'Fourth date: skinny dip in Deer Lake.Fifth date: arrested for skinny dipping in Deer Lake.Sixth date: bust out of jail together, flee from the authorities, get married in Vegas.Seventh date: your choice...
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JesseOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-26
Hi! My name is Jesse. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Deep River, Connecticut, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JehielOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
There’s so much you can’t tell about a person by just looking at few pictures and words on a computer screen. There’s a real personality here with a sense of humor guaranteed to make you laugh whatever your mood! (Yes, I can laugh at myself and am perfectly good with you laughing with me – or at me) You also can tell that I value friends and family, in fact, I have two kids who are the joy of my life and keep my days “adventurous.” I'm a good listener, you can expect me to be interested in what’s on your mind and what you have to say. Friends say that I can make every situation calmer and easier to manage, and I'm open-minded and non-judgmental. While I’d like to think they’re right, I’d prefer you discover that for yourself. I’m in a good place right now to meet a special woman who knows what she wants and is ready for a real relationship. Like me, she’s family oriented, honest, caring – and fun! There’s something about her that makes me shiver with anticipation of seeing her, and years from now I’ll still look up just to see her come in a room. Just having her look at me makes me happy we’re together. Best of all, she appreciates my sense of humor and will join me in laughter for the rest of our lives! Now it’s your turn and I can’t wait to learn all about you. There is a requirement on your part, and that’s to send me an e-mail so I know you’re interested and we’ll take it from there. We can share some stories, laugh and get to know each other and decide if we want to take things to the next level and meet in person!Update- This is who I am I'm not on here to play games, or hook up. This profile is the real me not a image. Yes those pictures are taken in the past 8 months. Can't go wrong with meeting for a drink or a coffee and having a good conversation.