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TerahOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hello and welcome to what has been universally accepted as the best profile on meetville. I invite you to read on, but beware for this little piece of heaven has made even the strongest women weak at the knees.I'm looking for a kind, easy-going, thoughtful person who likes to laugh. I don't know if there are any out there...but my dream girl doesn't have any tattoos.Things you might like about me: i'm kind, honest, responsible, reliable, debt-free, funny, fit, tall, have a good career, loyal, creative, i dont mkae splling mstakees, and I make a mean breakfast....i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez how do I edit this thing?Physically I'm a specimen. I can lift three canned hams over my head. I have big feet and I could probably beat you at arm and/or thumb wrestling.Things you might not like about me: i don't have a full head of hair anymore, i'm scared of spiders, and i like my bedroom really cold...i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez.Things you might go either way on: I'm a grown man but god love me I still get really flustered by beautiful women. So, if we meet and I'm awkward and unable to speak, it means I think you're real pretty.My Gramps taught me all the secrets of being a gentleman. For example, never argue with her parents, never keep her waiting, always make a huge deal of her birthday, walk on the outside of the sidewalk to protect her from traffic puddles. I've got millions of them.Yes, i'm a great fella. But why take my word for it? Here's what the critics are saying...The perfect family fella. The feel-good fella of the season! Your heart will be singing and your spirit will soar! Funny, thoughtful and the most heart-felt fella you'll see this season! Awesome, fun, funny with action sequences that will leave you breathless, but gasping for more. Intelligent! Satisfying! Intense and relentlessly suspenseful! Awesome! Non-stop, nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat action and suspense!Four stars. He throbs with fierce action and suspense. Intense! A relentless thriller.Razor-sharp! He will jolt you with his edginess & originality. Super hot. He sizzles with sexiness! An explosive masterpiece tailor-made for those who love ultra-cool high energy action! A rare original. A truly inventive and totally wacky fella of love. A real find. Intense, powerful, intelligent and compelling! A wonderfully funny surprise...Witty, inventive, original. A final note here. Most important of all, I'm looking for a woman who will kill the spider in the bathroom for me. First date: walk around Deer Lake.Second date: walk around Deer Lake holding hands.Third date: walk around Deer Lake, sit on bench for a li'l smooch, people walk by saying 'ah young love.'Fourth date: skinny dip in Deer Lake.Fifth date: arrested for skinny dipping in Deer Lake.Sixth date: bust out of jail together, flee from the authorities, get married in Vegas.Seventh date: your choice...
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BurneyOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Finally getting around to filling this section out. Well about me i have 2 kids one boy***girl***. Trying to find the right lady to get back to a family life scene as most everyone knows the bar scene sucks major ass lol. As most of u ladies complain about crazy men well there are just as many crazy woman trust me. I enjoy camping, hiking etc I love taking my travel trailer and dissappear for the weekend. I also like to play golf, bowling, pool cards, pretty much I am game for anything. also like going to sporting events of all kinds. If u care to know more message me.Couple things: 1.) please be from myside of town across town stuff just dosent really work i want someone i can see not have to pack a lunch for a drive. been there tried it if you arent sure by all means ask me.2.) love Tattoos and piercings (not a must just saying lol)3.) If u want more kids i aint the guy for u. Guess we would cross that bridge when we get there. Iam a old school gentleman and probably will set up dinner somewhere, or if your a coffee person we can do that as well :-p whatever makes you feel comfortable.
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JmzjoycevsOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-69
I'm a very touchy and loving person, who enjoys beauty in everything including relationships. I'm looking for someone independent, active, and honest to befriend and share life moments with.