SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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FinleyOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
***so im stuck in the middle.Hobbies - sports - gym - home theatre: yes I have a movie theatre in my house and a ton of blurays - shooting guns - hunting varmints - cooking: yes some guys can cook - going to the beach - boat - jetski. - motorcycles: Harley - Mega scooters. Bull dogs. Trivia.- history - historical sights - high end PC's - history channel.Music ***Classic rock and progressive ***'s ***'s coffee , drinks , pizza - whatever?
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GilbertOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
One dark and stormy night I slid forth from my mother's lady parts. I drank milk to get big. What was the question again?Here's the lowdown. I’m primarily here to make friends, buddies, pals, chums, compadres. I’m looking for swell folks to do fun, unique, creative, esoteric, absurd, adventurous, lazy, belly laugh inducing things with, without the overt pressure of romantic expectation. Not that I’m not open to that. If something more grows organically, great! We’ll harvest that delicious business, cook it up, gobble it down, maybe with a nice side of lightly sautéed asparagus, and then we’ll have a good laugh the next day about how funny our pee smells. But, at the moment I’m more focussed on befriending like-minded people who will enrich my life, in whatever capacity that happens to be.I generally feel more comfortable hanging out with ladies. I’m not an archetypal dude’s dude. Although I am a goddamn man with goddamn hair in the right goddamn places and I goddamn swear like a goddamn man swears, goddamnit. I’d rather go to a craft brew tasting than a Wrigley rooftop party. I’ I’d rather zim zam zooey than boom shaka laka. I’ve even been to the goddamn ballet and it was goddamn fantastic. Those gals can dance!...ahem...When I was 4 years old someone asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. As the weight of the universe came crashing down upon me, petrified, I managed to exhale, “I have to BE something?”That moment still haunts me.I always think of the perfect thing to say, usually 10 minutes too late.I'm equally comfortable in a t-shirt and jeans or a suit and tie. I'm not comfortable at all in a thong or tight shoes..Although I'm not particularly religious, I try my best to live by the Golden Rule. It's a good rule.In my opinion, the most philosophically profound toy is the yo-yo.If I were a verb tense, I'd be Future Perfect Continuous. Or a grab a drink and enjoy a conversation that runs the gamut from art, to bindles, to cinema, to donkeys, to elves (and other forms of magical forest creatures), to flujum, to general (both the military rank and the non-specialized range of subjects), to hippos (both satiated and hungry), to intuition, to Jerk, the, to killing insects (the ethics of), to limps (the 4 types of), to marsupials, to non-- see “E”
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CashOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Ok.....here's the deal. If you can SUCCESSFULLY SAY YES TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS, YOU QUALIFY. #1). Do you love to cook? #2). Do you understand the game of football? #3). Do you like to fish? #4). Do you like to camp?...(in a TENT) #5). Do you enjoy having fun...AND LAUGHING?.....And Finally....the most important, and most difficult ....#6...can you make ME laugh??? Ok...if you find you qualify, It's simple and easy!! Just message me, and I'll review all eligible applicants. If I DO NOT REPLY TO YOU, I am not interested. Sorry. It happens to me all the time...chin up, move forward! But I will say this....there's some SHALLOW ASS BICTHES ON HERE!! Drink some beers, eat some wings, chill