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About Me

Ahoy there! What follows is all accurate. Is it over the top? Sure. But I myself AM over the top. Which is not to say that I don't have my act together, or that I'm not a badass professional- because I am. But my occupation and my possessions don't define me, and I can (and have) dropped them at a moment's notice. I seek a fellow adventurer. No sessile codependent microcosm dwellers. I value strength and adaptability in a partner, both physical and mental. Be fit, be fun... Ass-kicking girls are by far the best kind!As for me, the truth be stranger than fiction, ya'll:Lessee here... I have only lost one street fight in my life, and it wasn't to a human... I played the demon god of heavy metal in a direct-to-dvd B-movie about a fictional 80's hair band. I successfully bartered a lower price on tennis racket style bug zappers from a street vendor in Hong Kong. I filled in as lead singer for the best cover band I've ever seen... which, it just so happens, was totally Filipino. I physically confronted a man who was wearing a full Batman costume, wielding a pair of nunchaku, and wandering a suburban neighborhood at night. I have eaten insects and chewed on tree bark for sustenance.;Dude Looks Like a Lady" I was the personal trainer for one of OJ's lead defense attorneys. I was joined on stage by Peter Wolf from the J Geils band while singing "Centerfold". I was tapped out by a UFC lightweight champ.-air. I hawked hair-braiding and face painting services at a Renaissance Faire. I complimented Weird Al Yankovic on his choice of shirts. I was taught Kung Fu form by an old chinese man at the top of a mountain. I went without food for a week in order to buy snakeskin boots. I taunted a man through a megaphone... by telling him his canoe looked like it was made from greased paper bags..... wearing a banana costume... and a mexican wrestling mask. So, what have you been up to? ;) You know that scene in most action movies where the incredibly hot girl (who happens to be a brilliant PHD biochemist) is cornered by bad guys for the first time? And as the male lead is trying to get clear to help her out, she suddenly turns out to be a total badass who beats the crap out of ***lb mercenaries with a series of spinning head kicks and wing- Then the guy kinda raises an eyebrow and the girl wipes one drop of blood from her lip, tosses back her hair and gives a smug "yeah, THAT'S right" look? AND she's still wearing a black mini and heels? That's the first date I'm looking for... except with an athletic feminine build. Is that really too much to ask for? Ok, then just cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith.... a herring! That'll do.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I'm a pretty easy going, kind, caring, genuine,decent & honest guy looking to find that special someone to enjoy sharing life with. I would love to meet a fun, friendly, honest ,kind,outgoing and gorgeous lady to share some fantastic times with.I would love to hopefully meet that special someone that I have an initial spark with & it develops into something special. Looking to find someone that gives you butterflies and puts a smile on your face when you think about them, shower them with love,compliments, little surprises and have a few laughs along the way. I like most things but it's more about who i'm with rather than what I am doing.I enjoy playing and watching golf ,football and most other sports.Catching up with friends & going out for a few beers.Spending time with my two nieces .If you want to get to know me better or want to know anything else just ask.(Sorry for the lack of pictures, due to phone breaking recently).Sorry if I don't respond to your message. Please don't be offended your just not my type. Meet for something to eat or drink & have a few laughs & conversation so we can find out a little bit more about each other. Otherwise open to suggestions.

  • Douglass

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I would describe myself as a professional, outgoing, laid back, and respectable person. I was raised in Queens N.Y. I have a great relationship with my family and my friends and feel blessed to have them in my life. I love all types of music, can dance all night with a drink in my hand and I am always ready to try new things. I enjoy anything that can get me outdoors such as horse back riding, but I am happiest when I am on the water. That can be boating, fishing, or a speed run in a tube but in all honesty watching the ducks is my favorite past time. I love fast cars, fast boats, fast jet skis...well anything fast and scary will do! However a nice relaxing night with a walk or talking or even a movie and a snuggle is always welcome. I am hoping to meet an honest, fun, strong and confident woman with a desire for a friend and partner in addition to a lover. Someone who wants to build and share and create a life/family of their own. Someone that wants to build a happy and meaningful life based on doing and not saying. Not someone looking for somebody to keep them company for the rest of their life! I would think a nice first date in this situation would be dinner and drinks. It will give us the opportunity to talk and get to know each other and be comfortable while doing it.

  • Jerijah

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I am a 35 year old man, charming, hard working, great sense of humor, very loyal looking for a girl to date for starters. I am new to the country so my English is at beginning stages but progressing well. Looking for English teachers :) Please drop me a line if you are interested.Looking forward to meeting you, all the bestNorbert A nice romantic walk would be great so we can talk

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