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Billy, 37

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About Me

Ahoy there! What follows is all accurate. Is it over the top? Sure. But I myself AM over the top. Which is not to say that I don't have my act together, or that I'm not a badass professional- because I am. But my occupation and my possessions don't define me, and I can (and have) dropped them at a moment's notice. I seek a fellow adventurer. No sessile codependent microcosm dwellers. I value strength and adaptability in a partner, both physical and mental. Be fit, be fun... Ass-kicking girls are by far the best kind!As for me, the truth be stranger than fiction, ya'll:Lessee here... I have only lost one street fight in my life, and it wasn't to a human... I played the demon god of heavy metal in a direct-to-dvd B-movie about a fictional 80's hair band. I successfully bartered a lower price on tennis racket style bug zappers from a street vendor in Hong Kong. I filled in as lead singer for the best cover band I've ever seen... which, it just so happens, was totally Filipino. I physically confronted a man who was wearing a full Batman costume, wielding a pair of nunchaku, and wandering a suburban neighborhood at night. I have eaten insects and chewed on tree bark for sustenance.;Dude Looks Like a Lady" I was the personal trainer for one of OJ's lead defense attorneys. I was joined on stage by Peter Wolf from the J Geils band while singing "Centerfold". I was tapped out by a UFC lightweight champ.-air. I hawked hair-braiding and face painting services at a Renaissance Faire. I complimented Weird Al Yankovic on his choice of shirts. I was taught Kung Fu form by an old chinese man at the top of a mountain. I went without food for a week in order to buy snakeskin boots. I taunted a man through a megaphone... by telling him his canoe looked like it was made from greased paper bags..... wearing a banana costume... and a mexican wrestling mask. So, what have you been up to? ;) You know that scene in most action movies where the incredibly hot girl (who happens to be a brilliant PHD biochemist) is cornered by bad guys for the first time? And as the male lead is trying to get clear to help her out, she suddenly turns out to be a total badass who beats the crap out of ***lb mercenaries with a series of spinning head kicks and wing- Then the guy kinda raises an eyebrow and the girl wipes one drop of blood from her lip, tosses back her hair and gives a smug "yeah, THAT'S right" look? AND she's still wearing a black mini and heels? That's the first date I'm looking for... except with an athletic feminine build. Is that really too much to ask for? Ok, then just cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith.... a herring! That'll do.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31

    Hi! My name is James. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Feeding Hills, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

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  • Zuph

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    What to say?..........Well I suppose that I'm just your average 'nice guy'. (Now don't sound too surprised at that. There's still a few of us left!).I'd like to think that I could be described as kind, friendly, fun, honest, adventurous, practical, optimistic, open minded, caring, considerate, easy going, articulate, confident and laid-back. Oh, and house trained! I'm reasonably intelligent without being a complete anorak and I do have my occasional moments of stunning wit and dazzling charm (which unfortunately are usually offset by the moments of utter confusion and bewilderment!).I guess that I'm looking for someone with a similar outlook on life, someone who knows how to relax and enjoy themselves, but who can also be that little bit more sensible when needed. Someone who faces whatever life throws at them with a smile. Someone laid-back, but not lazy, mature but still prone to the occasional random act of silliness!Someone who enjoys an intelligent conversation once in a while, as well as those times when you just can't get up from the floor from laughing so hard! Hopefully someone who shares my love of the outdoors, but is equally happy with a movie, sofa and a takeaway.Unfortunately though it seems that a lot of people on here have a slightly different definition of 'genuine' than I do (and seemingly the dictionary!). It would be a pleasant surprise for someone to prove me wrong!Of course there's loads more to say, so if you'd like to know anything else....just ask! Guess that depends. Always good to meet for a hot chocolate (I don't drink coffee!) or maybe a drink first and see how the conversation flows.It would be nice spending some time getting to know someone and if the chemistry's there......who knows?

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