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RubyOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Here are seven things about me:1. I am working on a novel in science fiction.2.) My Ph.D. is in biochemistry. It was a fun five year challenge to get it. It's fun to know that I am in the top 1% of the US population that has such a degree.3.) My taste in music is classical, early 90's pop, enya, industrial-- My music helps psych me up for purposes of creativity.4.) My career path has taken a curve ball. I am currently teaching general chemistry as an adjunct faculty member while I am taking biotech courses. My five year track plan is to get into mid-level science position, and then get into bioreactors where chemical batches grow cells. I want to be the head guy who oversees such an entire operation. Those positions make from ***K to ***K. St. Louis is a biotech town, but I may have to post- For the moment I am in St. Louis, but I am thinking of moving in the next year or so. It would be fun to meet someone before I became successful. Probably a long shot to meet the right woman this way, but I would know I am not being treated like an ATM. 5.) I was told in graduate student when I was working on my first masters by my first thesis advisor, "Have you ever ffing decided a career outside of chemistry?" Ten years later, I got my PhD. I don't give up on my dreams. Neither should you.6.) I do date women of different races, and I do date women with children. I am not much into BBW women. Sorry, just my preference for average women, and I am a sucker for blondes.7.) I am a non-practicing Catholic. I believe in evolution. Why shouldn't I since I am a biochemist? Science is not in the business to prove God. Science is out understand nature.Here's some pointers to more of the mundane profiles I've seen:1.) Don't talk about hating liars and cheaters. This should be a no-brainer. People who are dishonest are not going to tell you the truth from the beginning.2.) Don't talk about how busy you are with two or three jobs. It looks like you're not putting effort into the dating scene.3.) Don't talk about how lame all the men are. People put effort into dating, just like anyone else.4.) Do talk about what makes you successful and stands out.5.) Do talk about what you like to do for fun. If you don't put into your profile, how am I supposed to know?6.) Dating is a numbers game. You have to put the effort into it to see.7.) Take the time to respond back, even if it's a no thank you. How am I supposed to improve in my communication if I don't get feedback? Anybody up for coffee, the St. Louis art museum, or a picnic? "The Master said: The humane man is not a tool." --Confucius, The Analects
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BillyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Ahoy there! What follows is all accurate. Is it over the top? Sure. But I myself AM over the top. Which is not to say that I don't have my act together, or that I'm not a badass professional- because I am. But my occupation and my possessions don't define me, and I can (and have) dropped them at a moment's notice. I seek a fellow adventurer. No sessile codependent microcosm dwellers. I value strength and adaptability in a partner, both physical and mental. Be fit, be fun... Ass-kicking girls are by far the best kind!As for me, the truth be stranger than fiction, ya'll:Lessee here... I have only lost one street fight in my life, and it wasn't to a human... I played the demon god of heavy metal in a direct-to-dvd B-movie about a fictional 80's hair band. I successfully bartered a lower price on tennis racket style bug zappers from a street vendor in Hong Kong. I filled in as lead singer for the best cover band I've ever seen... which, it just so happens, was totally Filipino. I physically confronted a man who was wearing a full Batman costume, wielding a pair of nunchaku, and wandering a suburban neighborhood at night. I have eaten insects and chewed on tree bark for sustenance.;Dude Looks Like a Lady" I was the personal trainer for one of OJ's lead defense attorneys. I was joined on stage by Peter Wolf from the J Geils band while singing "Centerfold". I was tapped out by a UFC lightweight champ.-air. I hawked hair-braiding and face painting services at a Renaissance Faire. I complimented Weird Al Yankovic on his choice of shirts. I was taught Kung Fu form by an old chinese man at the top of a mountain. I went without food for a week in order to buy snakeskin boots. I taunted a man through a megaphone... by telling him his canoe looked like it was made from greased paper bags..... wearing a banana costume... and a mexican wrestling mask. So, what have you been up to? ;) You know that scene in most action movies where the incredibly hot girl (who happens to be a brilliant PHD biochemist) is cornered by bad guys for the first time? And as the male lead is trying to get clear to help her out, she suddenly turns out to be a total badass who beats the crap out of ***lb mercenaries with a series of spinning head kicks and wing- Then the guy kinda raises an eyebrow and the girl wipes one drop of blood from her lip, tosses back her hair and gives a smug "yeah, THAT'S right" look? AND she's still wearing a black mini and heels? That's the first date I'm looking for... except with an athletic feminine build. Is that really too much to ask for? Ok, then just cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith.... a herring! That'll do.
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Sr92DsOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-43
Hi! My name is Sr92Ds. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Feeding Hills, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.