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Morty, 37

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About Me

Hi everyone! I am...Very funny, laid back, honest, very normal (please no crazys), hard worker, clean, sincere, and chill to hang out with. I have a job, a car, a house, and children (proud Dad). I wanna take it slow, and see where it goes. As long as we are smiling n having fun, it really doesn't matter to me

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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