SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BeardoOffline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Beardo. I am separated taoist caucasian man without kids from Hindman, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MortimerOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Love my kids. Love my job. Love most of my life but a bit bored. Don't do text speak (txt spk), its lazy & ugly & may well bring about the fall of civilization as we know it. If you don't know the difference between 'your' & 'you're' or 'there' & 'their' we will probably not get on too well. I'm sure you're (see, not your) lovely but...If I'm listening to music I like to hear bearded american men with acoustic guitars whining about their existential angst...(but if I'm driving I'm more likely to go for The Wedding Present or the Beastie Boys).Love The Guardian, Radio 4 & TMS (embracing advancing years!!).;..this list could go on & on!)...sadly not possible... I'm probably going to be the one in the background taking the rise (by which I mean piss) out of people...only the ones I like though!Have just finished uni & started working full time so got a sh*t car, sh*t house & no money...Haven't got a track suit or a flat cap in my wardrobe. (Haven't got much in my wardrobe!!).Don't do *** care what you had for lunch. Eat it & keep it to yourself. I think people are great. The world may be falling apart around us but most of us haven't got anything to do with the nonsense that the idiotic despots foist upon us. The good will out...IT MUST!!!!! We can't go on like this... Maybe break into a zoo & release an owl or two.Or I keep hearing the expression 'coffee date'...?
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MenahemOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Erm... How do I describe myself... Usually in mime.But due to the limitation of the medium, it will have to be words.DEFINITELY A GENUINE BLOKE.That seem to be a prerequisite here so yep, that’s me.Pretentious and pretty useless.Able to work on his own and as part of a team.Occasionally a bit sarcastic.Hates ‘Carling type lagers’.Likes real ales.Is able to watch films that have subtitles.Can’t be a***d with football.Isn’t a player.*Is very musical.Has lots of cd’s.**Is overeducated in a useless subject***Plays a few stringed *** a band.Likes the outdoors- Walking- Climbing (er more like clambering)- Jogging- Jolking ****-******except perhaps buckaroo and connect 4**involves having conversations with angry customers while I move their mouth movements to a sock puppet. Has to be seen really...***poetry **** half a***d combination between walking and jogging. Usually slower than both...***** only if they really, really, really are asking for it...P.S. Congratulations. If you have made it this far you have the relevant sense of humour required. Please get in touch xP.P.S I don't really cull badgers so if that is what attracted you to me I'm very sorry. I may have a mate that you might like though... Park BenchFrosty JacksGet in!!!