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About Me

I am a writer. I run a theatre touring company and own a publishing business. I have three adorable cats. I am extremely creative. I enjoy being surrounded by other creative people. I do random things. I'm quirky, honest, straight to the point, confident, independent, affectionate, caring and offer the perfect balance of naughty but nice (54% vs. 45% with 1% other). I'm here because I killed my last few lovers. People are occasionally put off by my serial killing ways but oddly one or two on here seemingly embraced it. "It's fine. It's who you are." What?! They know I'm joking, right? Right?!Everybody is fun and bubbly here. There's enough bubbles to fill an entire bubble factory. I don't buy it. You need to fit the quirky, slightly-out-of-sync-with-society-creative type to capture my focus. If I like you I'll probably say so quite early on, if I talk about sex it's not specifically because I am a guy (typical!) but because I have a fairly normal sex drive which, guess what, girls also have so you're no better than me. You just lie about it. Liar! This doesn't mean I'm automatically "looking for a shag on day one" so do hold back on your three month "no shag" embargo for now. That's just something people force through as a rule because, ultimately, they're not in-sync or trusting of their own *** the wild, these people would have been eaten by now, and not in a oh-yes-please kinda way.I'm bored of having the same conversations on here. Is it wrong of me to create a transcript on Microsoft Word so that I can copy paste responses?I'm not a serial killer. I am on Twitter though - *** Say hi :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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