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Garret, 38

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About Me

Part geeky, part sporty, part party animally and part wannabe intellectual. My life revolves around indie music, comedy, books, comics, gym, football, films, lounging around my flat generally being a dude and hanging out in bars with the lads making hilarious wisecracks.I tend to think photos and profile write ups never really do people justice so you'll just have to take my word for it that i'm exceptionally good looking and witty. Oh, and i'm not a superhero but i do save the world every day in my job.Have been single for over 4 years now which i'm cool with but jeezo, would be nice to meet someone i actually care about. My ideal woman would be cute, funny, intelligent and have that wee bit of craziness that keeps us guys interested... If that sounds like you and you're into some of the same stuff as me then say hello and let's start making history! ;) Ah who cares, as long as we make each other laugh...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Randal

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Ah, the adventure of life!I'm a pro musician, with the unusual, insane, fun, surreal lifestyle to match and curious to see what happens next in life.I like good food, cooking good food and drinking good wine. I keep fit regularly, but reluctantly (it goes with the job!) and suffer from occasional bouts of Akido. Of course I also enjoy music of most varieties, but mainly Rock, Classical, Jazz, Flamenco and any other styles played with true virtuosity and passion.I travel through life, time and space to get to where i'm going. Fortunately it's never that far! I also produce, record and teach a little, just for pocket money!It would be nice to meet an open minded, intelligent, trustworthy and honest beauty. I'd prefer a lass over 5'5, with all her original body parts, but I'm open to suggestions!Also, while I've nothing against vegetables I dislike vegetarians and what they have done to the sausage!Let's get this bit out of the way, as most profiles list the negative things that have been learned from the dating game, I will be positive!-I like nothing better than constantly sneezing and feeling like my face is draining away in a Daliesque portrait due to my allergy to your 'spirited' dog. --Using less than 3 words in a sentence is very endearing.-as I don't do anything (being a musician) nothing fills my days better than sending constant *** a potential partner, in a bid to become pen friends of the year.- I also enjoy moving my schedule around to accommodate a date and then receive a text 5 mins before the meeting time to say that they have ebola or the current favourite, a hangover!Sympathy will be given and a subsequent date set, only for another (less than creative) excuse to thwart our amour!-as I keep fit, I really like that a potential mate does the opposite it would fill me with pride that she promotes the sport of shouting at big brother housemates whilst nearly choking on her chocolate burger with extra chips from the comfort of a sofa!-There is nothing more attractive than a woman who can't hold her drink.Seriously, internet dating does work. I've met a couple of cool lassies, but nothing has exploded as of yet.If I send you a message, I will have read your profile and picked up on something I like.I won't be offended if you don't answer, just heartbroken and suicidal.Come to a gig and say hi (it is permitted to use more economical words when in person!). It's quicker and easier than lots of messages and what you see is what you get, only a wee bit louder!The trouble with fishing is you never know what you will catch. Hopefully this time it won't be anything unpalatable! Chat over drinks in a good pub with a roaring fire! Bring your own nibbles!

  • Zachariah

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I like keep life simple. I mostly enjoy riding my harley, go to the movies or nice romantic walks to the beach. My partner should be one who enjoys similar things. Life should be fun and no drama.

  • Matt

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32

    You must Find me on *** is my nickname message me on *** paying for this service..I enjoy motorcycles and anything that goes fast. I like to sing and play guitar. I am a very good cook in my opinion. Kisses are my weakness and im no minute man

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