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GeorgieOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Ok about me... Well I am damaged goods, looking for a way out, someone who will wipe my a*** and make all the pain stop... :-) I am inconsiderate, dishonest and extremely self centred, I only care about myself and am hoping to find a completely co dependant relationship in which we would both feel smothered.. :-) I pick my nose, scratch my bum, and think its hilarious when I fart in public, I have absolutely nothing going for me, and should be considered a menace to society.. I think I am very funny and will be offended if you don't laugh at my continuous drivel and shite, that is purely designed to get you into bed, having shown you how truly wonderful I am.. Oh and I am kind and thoughtful too. :-) xxxxI cannot meet up on the fist or third Wednesday of every month because I sign on, or the Saturday and Sunday after those dates cos I'm blowing me dole on shite.. Any other days are fine although I will be skint and expecting you to pay.. Of course anyone still reading who maybe has a smile, would hopefully be somebody who doesn't take all this too seriously :-) loving relationships are amazing, but cannot exist and be sustained when two people become dependent upon each other.. My verdict happiness comes from within, the challenge lol.. Finding someone else who gets that.. My search continues lol :-) xxxx Mud wrestling on a main road outside your parents house :-)
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MonteOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I’m a fun, intelligent bloke with varied interests. I’m not desperate for anything heavy. In fact, I’m happy to wait if it means meeting Miss Right rather than settling for Miss Wrong. So things I enjoy…Going out. I love random pub crawls, gigs and proper club nights (like the occasional session at The Arches). That said, I’m way past the stage of going out every weekend and am happy chilling at home.Music. Favourites include: Radiohead, Hot Chip, LCD Soundsystem, Gorillaz, Burial, James Yorkston, Lykke Li and Scuba. Films: arthouse (esp.Food. I'm a good cook and enjoy decent red wine/whisky.Gardening. Well, I have one, so might as well grow things in it, especially things I can eat.Fitness. Weights & running.Getting away when I have the cash. I have to say Ibiza is my favourite place. Just back from Ibiza #5 and could happily go again next year.Also enjoy X-; The Walking Dead). Minorly interested in Buddhism, as in I steal ideas from it for a calmer, better life!If you see anything you like, message me and I'll get back. Go for a few drinks and, if we're getting on, something to eat. If we get chatting on here, I'd prefer to meet quickly to save building up false ideas! (I've learned that the other person is never precisely what you expect.)