SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Jay
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Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-25
Cant message so Add me on *** 🤙 jmickler53
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Roscoe
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hello! I am happiest with a glass of wine, I don't care if it's half full or half empty. Life can be pretty simple but complex when you boil it down.I am a good man. Some would say great (you can ask me who would say great). I'm light-headed and level-hearted. I mean, warm-hearted.I feel short-changed when, say, at a sea-lion show, I applaud a sea-lion who's just clapped, but only they get the fish... I've seen the bag lady.. there's enough fish for everyone.I enjoy cool movies and like to quote things if they've hit home... B) Good huntin. S) Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky...as long as she's smart...pretty...sweet...gentley...and tender...and refined...lovely......You: Sexy, smart, fun, respectful, honest, kind, keeps me guessing, responsible.Me: Respectful, honest, kind, fun, wise, sexy and responsible, a good guesser.- I'm not fussy, that's just the way it is!), I am well spoken and well mannered, and I don't mind which side of the bed I sleep on. I prefer not to kill spiders. I'm down-to-earth but laugh about it from up on high. I enjoy cooking, the gym, jogging, cycling, badminton etc. I've travelled a little but would still like to see more. I believe in doing good deeds, and have done charitable things.I worked with animals in a couple of Aussie zoos out there for 3 years as a volunteer one day a week while I worked for *the* law firm. I realised I was a volunteer when it hit me that the animals had no way of paying me. I programmed computers for *the* law firm in Australia. Right now I'm in IT while starting my own project/business. I also like daytime activities like visiting historic sites, extreme sports in a relaxed way, hiking, camping. I like reading in coffee shops too... But there's nothing better than good company. Wouldn't you say?I'm looking for someone who is educated, who enjoys laughing (it's contagious you know), and has nice manners.Or something much simpler for those in a rush... a coffee and some minutes set aside, maybe a game of I-spy...Forgive the video, it took many attempts and I gave up on this take...but it shows *** that wasn't so hot, then it's joke time:How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, silly! Unique up on it.
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Fisher
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Update: I am currently in an open relationship (I'm still poking about on the site but it's mainly just window shopping). Gimme a shout if you don't mind sharing; because I won't be messaging you unless it actually says that in you profile .... Or maybe if I'm drunk.... I do things like that when I'm drunk ;***Based on the theory that anyone who describes themselves as 'honest' in these things cant be trusted to hold a door open:I am totally full of crap.Xenophobic.Pig headed to the point that even the French think im arrogant.I will steal stuff from your house/car/handbag and cheat on you at every opportunity.I'm looking for a meek girl who I can push around and dominate to make myself feel like a big man.and I totally don't mind being used to get back at your ex...... Does this look infected to you?*ahem*... anyway.I'm a graphics geek, I spend most of my life sat in front of a computer... So this online thing is probably worth another try.Lately, I've managed to kill off just about everything that could be confused with a hobby... and for some reason, replaced them with reading news/science feeds.... Good God, I need to get out more!I guess I'm left with music, standup comedy, miscellaneous geekie stuff (I'm a pseudo-nerd, can write code if I have to, but I try to avoid doing so).Drinking?... Can I call that a hobby?.. I only drink once..twice/week, but its still probably the single biggest non-work related time sink in my life, so.. im counting it.Musically I'm into all sorts: tribal, trance/electronic, industrial, punk, almost anything funny, modern/modernised classics, traditional/world, a little metal every now n then... basically bits and pieces from just about any and all genres except pish like pop and the various (god awful) 'urban' music styles......... *facepalm*... that's just not how music works!.I'm pretty adventurous and happy to try most things at least once, After all it's more about who you're with than what you're doing, right?And... I am ultimately looking for something long term, But best to keep it light/fun at first, right?I really like bright women, Intelligent, knowledgeable and/or just quick are all very attractive traits for me. So I would love to meet someone smart, fun and maybe a little bit freaky (to match my own.... err, 'unique' personality ;)).... only 'maybe' tho, I was perfectly happy dating someone (pretty much) totally normal for most of the last two years.You do need a sense of humour tho, coz there isn't much in the scope of human knowledge and experience that I take 'all that' seriously. Truth be known I suffer from a mild case of 'massively inappropriate sense of humour'... for the most part I've learnt to bite my tongue, but keep me away from weddings and funerals... and sensitive people, children, the elderly, females, sober people and anyone who uses a spreadsheet as the main part of their daily business. (you have been warned! ;))THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER! Ever get a feeling somebody's watching you?...Want one?Seriously tho, The first date isn't a 'date' and I don't treat it like one. It's just meeting to see if we click, so just a beer somewhere quiet enough that we can chat. We can try to get creative next time.... I'll bring the duct tape.P.S: More than one picture of your cat makes you look mental.