Total users: 60,118,005 Online users: 216,152
Ron, 39
United States, Alabama, Chunchula

Online

About Me

If you are reading this then you are the victim of bait and switch. Sadly, there are no free shoes to be had here, but you may be the lucky winner of a night of stimulating conversation and chivalrous companionship. I promise my initial deception will be my last.That being said, I am looking for a sane, normal woman who also finds herself seeking companionship via the internet only because of the ever evolving nature of our culture. In other words, “Hey crazy ladies, DO NOT contact me. I’m looking for a date not a restraining order.”Things I like (that you will probably like too): I am good with money, I like to cook, read, and spend time with other cute couples like ourselves doing fun metropolitan-ish like things, and I spend my free time thinking of revolutionary ways to make my partners life more fulfilling.Things I like (that you might not be that crazy about): I like to hunt, fish, play poker, and I smoke about 4 cigars per year. I don’t need to do those things all the time, but when I want to put on my “Man Pants” I need some tactful consideration from you. In return, I will see up to two chick flicks per month and will quarterly go to the mall and rave about how that new Coach purse brings out the mischievousness in your eyes. Deal?I recently had some Glamor Shots taken of me with my shirt off in front of my kickin'A 92’ Camaro. Sadly, they are not yet ready. (sigh)I didn’t think this actually needed to be included in a dating forum, but I guess it does. No, I do not happen to have herpes, and you SHOULDN’T either. Also, congrats for being a big beautiful woman that carries it well, but we will not be romantically compatible. I AM NOT looking for a Barbie doll, but if your weight prevents you from playing sports and normal activities like tying your shoes I’m sorry, but please don’t make me like you through e-mails. It would be uncomfortable for both of us.With that in mind, let me tell you about me physically. I am 6’2” 200lbs I am a former Marine and athlete so I have wide shoulders and a big frame. I am also 38 years old. In other words, even if I feel like I’m twenty I’m not, and I don’t expect you to look like the mental image of yourself either; I get it, we were hot, now we're just hot in different ways.Please, just be normal. Also, I’m not looking for anyone 10 years my junior or senior. Maybe the rarest of exemptions could be made, but you would have to knock my socks off, not with beauty but with a soul connection, and I don’t really believe in those. I think we learn to love. Thanks for reading and farewell for now. Public, you in you own car and me in mine. If either of us says, "I'm experiencing acid reflux, please excuse me." Then that is the code word for abort mission. If we click then a mutual decision to go somewhere else (not a motel room) based on our interests would be welcomed.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

American Caribbean Thai Biography Thriller American Football Dirt Bike Racing Drag Racing Motorcycle Racing Sailing
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Travers from Chunchula | Man | 36 years old | Leo
    Travers

    Online

    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I am a fun loving father of 2 girls.I love to have fun and make sure the one I am with does too. I work hard and like to play hard. Life is too short to waste. All I need is a chance to prove that there are still some great, God fearing men out looking for a good woman. I am not looking for a hookup, but rather someone that I can connect with a go from there. I am not shy at all and I was raised to respect women and be the typical southern gentleman. I love animals and I have never met an aninal that didn't like me (never been bitten). I am a clean guy that dresses well and will spoil whomever decides to become part of my life. You must like children because my daughter is part of the package. If you have any questions I am an open book. If you read all of this then I thank you and hope to find my Ms Right and not Ms Right Now. It definitely has to be a place where you feel comfortable so you can feel free to talk and express your feelings and desires with no worries. It can also be something crazy fun or crazy chilled. I like to spoil the woman I am with so I spare no expense on what we do as long as it is something that you enjoy.

    Chat
  • Talbot from Chunchula | Man | 36 years old | Capricorn
    Talbot

    Online

    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I'm a very outgoing person and like to have fun. I'm a very active person and since its summer time I will be on the golf course almost every weekend. I am looking to meet someone to hang out with and see where things go from there. If you find me interesting, send me a line!

    Chat
  • Dudley from Chunchula | Man | 36 years old | Scorpio
    Dudley

    Online

    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I am a recovering workaholic, but am trying to slow down and enjoy life a little more. I'm an average guy, laid back for the most part. I don't have many hobbies at this point in my life, so getting out and meeting people and experiencing more is my goal. I have two girls 14 and 18, I also have step-daughter 19 that I helped raise for 17 years and is very much a part of my life. As you can see my personal life started early so I've had to work hard to get where I am today, and I take my work and home life very serious. I have got back into the gym and work out a few times a week. I consider myself a little over weight and I contribute that to good cooking. I love to have a home cooked meal but I can't cook to save my life. I do enjoy getting out of the house but not always to just go and spend a bundle of money. I've been to a few nascar races and a few football games, but would like to do more with the right person. Ladies please post recent pics of yourself as well, Its not very fair to post 10yr old pictures..just sayin... I like to limit the first date to two hours max.. This eliminates any expectations and is plenty of time to find out if we are compatible... Maybe just a simple cup of coffee or a lunch date to see if there's any real interest or chemistry......

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: