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Ron, 39
United States, Alabama, Chunchula

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If you are reading this then you are the victim of bait and switch. Sadly, there are no free shoes to be had here, but you may be the lucky winner of a night of stimulating conversation and chivalrous companionship. I promise my initial deception will be my last.That being said, I am looking for a sane, normal woman who also finds herself seeking companionship via the internet only because of the ever evolving nature of our culture. In other words, “Hey crazy ladies, DO NOT contact me. I’m looking for a date not a restraining order.”Things I like (that you will probably like too): I am good with money, I like to cook, read, and spend time with other cute couples like ourselves doing fun metropolitan-ish like things, and I spend my free time thinking of revolutionary ways to make my partners life more fulfilling.Things I like (that you might not be that crazy about): I like to hunt, fish, play poker, and I smoke about 4 cigars per year. I don’t need to do those things all the time, but when I want to put on my “Man Pants” I need some tactful consideration from you. In return, I will see up to two chick flicks per month and will quarterly go to the mall and rave about how that new Coach purse brings out the mischievousness in your eyes. Deal?I recently had some Glamor Shots taken of me with my shirt off in front of my kickin'A 92’ Camaro. Sadly, they are not yet ready. (sigh)I didn’t think this actually needed to be included in a dating forum, but I guess it does. No, I do not happen to have herpes, and you SHOULDN’T either. Also, congrats for being a big beautiful woman that carries it well, but we will not be romantically compatible. I AM NOT looking for a Barbie doll, but if your weight prevents you from playing sports and normal activities like tying your shoes I’m sorry, but please don’t make me like you through e-mails. It would be uncomfortable for both of us.With that in mind, let me tell you about me physically. I am 6’2” 200lbs I am a former Marine and athlete so I have wide shoulders and a big frame. I am also 38 years old. In other words, even if I feel like I’m twenty I’m not, and I don’t expect you to look like the mental image of yourself either; I get it, we were hot, now we're just hot in different ways.Please, just be normal. Also, I’m not looking for anyone 10 years my junior or senior. Maybe the rarest of exemptions could be made, but you would have to knock my socks off, not with beauty but with a soul connection, and I don’t really believe in those. I think we learn to love. Thanks for reading and farewell for now. Public, you in you own car and me in mine. If either of us says, "I'm experiencing acid reflux, please excuse me." Then that is the code word for abort mission. If we click then a mutual decision to go somewhere else (not a motel room) based on our interests would be welcomed.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

American Caribbean Thai Biography Thriller American Football Dirt Bike Racing Drag Racing Motorcycle Racing Sailing
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