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Opher, 38

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About Me

BYOSW/bring your own sarcasm&wit It's been a very long time since I've dated.(sales pitch) So now somebody's loss is your gain. The epitome of honest, more loyal than a Labrador, funny incarnate. A truly rare find, with all the trimmings. What I've learned about this online dating thing is, it just seems to stay online. How will we know anything for sure till we meet? Now a little about you. You should know the difference between there, they're, and their. Humor is a must. Honest is always a good quality. Must be willing to laugh. And if one day time travel comes to be, I get first choice, of when to go to. ?Pffft,Cliff diving, of course. Honestly I don't know. I hope our mutual interests work it out for us naturally. I mean how can it not? That's how the world works, right?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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