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Joash, 38
United States, Louisiana, Bush

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True Story! I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30 Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I play bluegrass cello. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire, I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I sleep once a week. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a blender and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams.- I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. I'm not allowed to repeat what he said. Still with me? I'm generally accused of having a sharp wit, and I hope to find the same.In real life I'm a pilot for a major airline and also still fly for the Air Force. I'm very successful, having accomplished all of my career goals, but I do want the fairy tale - I want to love a woman and best friend with all my heart and soul, start a family and have a great life together... I'm looking for my equal, I'm looking for my best friend and lover all wrapped up in one.. If I'm doing my job properly, she will never know how a door works, be shocked that the toilet seat actually has an up function, and get flowers simply because its a Tuesday. I think she would be a Tom-Boy at heart, good at everything she does, smart, funny, and very athletic, in great shape, and every bit as much as a hopeless romantic as her loving man is. She should love to travel too, cause we pretty much do that for free. Are you the one I'm looking for? Doesn't have to be anything fancy, good food and good conversation make anything fun.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Comedy Sailing
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