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Kelsey, 40
United States, Massachusetts, Middleboro

Offline, last seen Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:35:18

About Me

Updating this thing..... I'm just a simple guy, I love going hiking, fishing, swimming, boating, pretty much anything outdoors... Also love a good movie night curled up on the couch, or a night in cooking dinner (yes I can cook and no my cooking doesn't include Domino's Pizza on speed dial LMAO) I do have a sense of humor... sarcastic as it may be at times, but quite simply put I love to laugh and hate to be depressed. Other then that, when I have free time, aside from the above listed... I love a good scarry movie (its funny to laugh at how stupid the people in those movies are... I mean c'mon!! did you really need to walk outside to check out the spooky noise with no flashlight?? in the words of the infamous Walter...dumbass... lol) and comedies are fun to watch also. I also like long drives, traveling, backroading... or whatever else comes along.Disclaimer: As sad as it is to have to include this...... please read this part, if nothing else. If you are just looking for a casual hook up, try the bar.... I love sex as much as any other guy, but I don't want to bed hop. I outgrew that stage years ago. if your looking for a sugar daddy, there are other websites for that... if your looking for a doormat, move along... if you DO contact me, please for the love of God say something more than just "hi" or "hey whats up?".... put some effort into it! If your a bar or club floosy that HAS to go out every single night and get hammered, Iwe wont have anything in common, and lastly, if your a druggie (and yes pot IS a damn drug)... don't waste your time contacting me. I have no room in my life for any of that crap. I don't drink, or do drugs of any kind, and wont be with anyone else that does. What am I looking for? Hmmmm good question!! Well I'm on this site here so.... maybe a new pair of shoes? Or a descent book?? LOL ...Seriously,I'm pretty easy to get along with. I just want to find someone to have fun with, someone I can talk to, someone who will accept me for me and not expect me to be perfect, someone that isn't afraid to ask my opinions or share their own. I'm NOT looking for a hookup or a casual sex thing. If I wanted that I'd still be married. I'm not into drama, or head games. I've been lied to, cheated on, taken advantage of, put in positions to support others, so I know how it feels and refuse to treat the one I'm with that way. So if your looking for a "bad" guy.. one thats going to treat you like a doormat I'm not him. I say that because I have been told in the past I'm too much of a "nice guy" to date.... whatever the hell that means lol :)Well that's a little about me, if you want to know more, just ask. I am an open book with nothing to hide...oh, and P.S. ... yes I can cook, clean, do dishes, fold laundry, dust, vaccuum, pick up after myself, put the toilet lid down, give good massages, brush and braid hair and am completely housebroke and do not need a nanny lol. If you'd like to know more, like I said, I am an open book, so the next move is yours :) Depends on the person.... something quiet and semi-private where we can hold a conversation and get to know one another. Preferably in public at first...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Cycling Canadian Animation Drama Sci-Fi Tennis
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