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MortyOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I have so many interests it's really difficult to list all of them and especially talk about them all. I do shoot quite often as I am a firearms ***, which goes far deeper than your basic *** enjoy Mountain Biking, Running, Motorcycling and Fly Fishing.I've lived in 3 different countries for extended periods of time and have had outstanding experiences learning the different dynamics of how people work around the world. I have a huge respect for animals and animal lovers. I have a Boxer, male, flashy brindle that use to be a show dog and is so strikingly gorgeous I can't take my eyes off him at times. His sister I lost in the divorce and still brings a tear to my eye thinking of her little face no longer here.I'm certainly not looking to get married today... tomorrow. I haven't shut myself off but I'm not eager to jump in without testing the waters.As for the rest... well... I have ton of different hobbies ranging from playing racquetball on the ProAm Tour to competitive 3 gun shooting.Drop me a line... I'm a lot of fun to talk to and am looking for someone that can engage me continually... Are you her???We'll see! Coffee, Drinks go from there.
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KeatonOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I grew up on a farm so country and hard work is in my blood. I am a people person and I enjoy spending time with friends. I am in to most any outdoor activity. (I have a freezer full of Cali lobster that I need help eating.)I am a very positive person and I look for the best in every situation.I have a beautiful 8 year old daughter whom I love and adore. We are best friends.She is smart and funny and we love making each other laugh. Totally depends on the girl and what she likes but it has to give us the opportunity to talk. No movies....My favorites have been horse ride, walk by the lake, golf (I suck at golf so this is more comedy than golfing), icecream at the park.
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AlysterOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hello, Thank you for stopping by, will give you a brief description of who I am and what I like but will leave the details out so we have something to talk about ;) Im pretty laid back and easy going. I like to be active and stay in good shape, but Im not a fitness nut lol Things I like to do with free time....BBqs with cold brews and good friends, road trips, camping, fishing, hiking and the beach. I have a great sense of humor, and love to joke around a lot!! But know when to be serious and be there for someone in need ;) Im looking for someone with a sense of humor and adventure but not extreme's on either front lol someone who is active and into fitness to some extent and stays in good shape. the rest will fall into place with that connection between two people who realize they are a match.P.S. If you have tats that's a Big Plus!!