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Morty, 40
United States, Massachusetts, Middleboro

Offline, last seen Sun, 21 Dec 2025 18:26:04

About Me

I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I have so many interests it's really difficult to list all of them and especially talk about them all. I do shoot quite often as I am a firearms ***, which goes far deeper than your basic *** enjoy Mountain Biking, Running, Motorcycling and Fly Fishing.I've lived in 3 different countries for extended periods of time and have had outstanding experiences learning the different dynamics of how people work around the world. I have a huge respect for animals and animal lovers. I have a Boxer, male, flashy brindle that use to be a show dog and is so strikingly gorgeous I can't take my eyes off him at times. His sister I lost in the divorce and still brings a tear to my eye thinking of her little face no longer here.I'm certainly not looking to get married today... tomorrow. I haven't shut myself off but I'm not eager to jump in without testing the waters.As for the rest... well... I have ton of different hobbies ranging from playing racquetball on the ProAm Tour to competitive 3 gun shooting.Drop me a line... I'm a lot of fun to talk to and am looking for someone that can engage me continually... Are you her???We'll see! Coffee, Drinks go from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Family & Kids Baseball Dirt Bike Racing Tennis
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