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MortyOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I have so many interests it's really difficult to list all of them and especially talk about them all. I do shoot quite often as I am a firearms ***, which goes far deeper than your basic *** enjoy Mountain Biking, Running, Motorcycling and Fly Fishing.I've lived in 3 different countries for extended periods of time and have had outstanding experiences learning the different dynamics of how people work around the world. I have a huge respect for animals and animal lovers. I have a Boxer, male, flashy brindle that use to be a show dog and is so strikingly gorgeous I can't take my eyes off him at times. His sister I lost in the divorce and still brings a tear to my eye thinking of her little face no longer here.I'm certainly not looking to get married today... tomorrow. I haven't shut myself off but I'm not eager to jump in without testing the waters.As for the rest... well... I have ton of different hobbies ranging from playing racquetball on the ProAm Tour to competitive 3 gun shooting.Drop me a line... I'm a lot of fun to talk to and am looking for someone that can engage me continually... Are you her???We'll see! Coffee, Drinks go from there.
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MurrayOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
May I suggest an "old fashioned" before you read my profile? Now that you have a drink in hand...First off: I want something real, someone real and something awesome. So if you are here for a "hook-up" you can kindly stop staring at me like a piece of dessert. Please and Thank You... :-) The hooking up part is easy, it's the relationship that takes effort and work right?Now with that being said, of course I am awesome and amazing and a real man... etc etc etc... BUT!!!,,, I do NOT race motorcycles or cars or mopeds or lawnmowers everyday... But for some strange reason it sure looks like a lot of you do. I am totally "stoked" for you and your amazing lifestyle. I guess my awesome life is a little more mundane. Come to think of it, maybe if they would stop doing tons of crazy stuff ***they might have some free time for that "nice relationship" that they describe that they want in their profile. Right? Then they wouldn't need meetville at all Right? I'm so smart...I do believe I come across much better in person than in written form and pictures. I have some great pictures with my kids but I am not posting pics of them on a dating site. Still not sure why people do that. In most of my other pictures my big frog eyes just seem to dominate. Oh well... "the better to see you with my dear." I am a smart, independent, free-thinking, passionate, creative, driven, laid back yet motivated, gentleman. I am deep and introspective, goofy and fun, proud and respectful. I love to think and daydream and I work to make those daydreams a reality. Stuff happens, but I stay focused on keeping things "real". I'm happy with who I am. I can be intense and I can also be intensely mellow. I love the art of communication and conversations. I am confident, not arrogant. I love to cook and I chew with my mouth closed. I also know when to be a goofball and when to be a gentleman and yes in fact I do own my own tux.I love art, not just the kind you hang on the wall, but all kinds... especially anything to do with music and theater. I am a giant audio nerd and really just a nerd in general I think. Music is a huge part of my life. (may I top off your glass?)Don't get all weird if I add you to my favorites list.. I did that because I WILL write to you but can not at the moment.Thanks for actually reading my whole profile and since you made it this far my *** "godariango" and my *** that way you can see I'm a real person and of course see a little part of the world from my perspective.Optional reading material... "other things I am really good at":*getting distracted*what was I talking about?*staying up late*talking about the things i used to be good at*talking about things i want to be good at*being good and some of said things*giving massages*making people feel comfortable*sitting in traffic*doing accents**planning imaginary vacations on travelocity*getting sh*t done*falling down*being open *being honest*getting back up*doing what feels good*taking chances*making the best of it*Singing*Making great music*being a nerd*COOKING*finding cool things to do*laughing LADIES!!!! give men a lil credit... just because a man says you are beautiful or pays you a compliment does not mean he is being pervy... just say thank you. Southern hospitality is not dead and chivalry is alive and well in some of us.I tip my hat.
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WarrenOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hi! My name is Warren. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Middleboro, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.